Yoann Celton

Software engineer, tinkerer, filthy casual.
¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@lukeisandberg @boshen_c A while ago, before AI, I got a vuln report about a `/me` endpoint because if an attacker has a victims username and password, they can retrieve the victim's info 🤔
Did not get a bug bounty.

[Grady Booch @Grady_Booch]

Having been part of the industry for 50 years, I can confidently report that none of this is true.

Sure, writing code has a non-zero cost; this is true of any artifact.

But you know what costs even more, Jonathan?

Writing bad code; writing unnecessary code; writing more code than you really need simply because you think you might need it someday or you are too lazy or sloppy to clean up after yourself.

Anything that costs nothing is often worth nothing as well, and results in significant unintended consequences.

[gregorein @Gregorein]

so... I audited Garry's website after he bragged about 37K LOC/day and a 72-day shipping streak.

here's what 78,400 lines of AI slop code actually looks like in production.

a single homepage load of https://t.co/TqaEZsF44N downloads 6.42 MB across 169 requests.

for a newsletter-blog-thingy.
1/9🧵

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@pbeyssac Semaine 4: Achetez notre formation IA!

[Gripen News @GripenNews]

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read.

Every. Damn. Day.

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@AccidentalCISO Close enough 😂 https://t.co/E9J3orFfOV

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@insomnius_ `DELETE FROM Person WHERE id NOT IN (SELECT MIN(id) FROM Person GROUP BY email)`

Yoloooo
(Better have an index on `email` tho)

[Elecrow @Elecrow1]

No boom, just buzz - it's an ultrasonic spray 😂 #ElecrowPCB

[Luke Weston @lukeweston]

You could do that with a phone app. Or plasticine. Or pencil and paper. Or a photo. But no, we have to demonise Flipper like it’s some magical evil thing only Flipper can do?

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@AccidentalCISO @EvanKirstel I think I have a vague idea of how we got there...

[Redherring32 @redherring32]

I built a portable Xbox.
This isn't a PC handheld, it isn't emulation, this is a real motherboard from a real Xbox. It has a 9” 480p display, pure digital video/audio, 100W USB C charge and play, and I'm currently adding WiFi 6 for wireless Xbox Live functionality.

Yes, really.

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Shitty Character Idea:

A cleric who was a warlock until their patron ascended to godhood. Now they have to deal with being a priest.

[Simon Hamp 🍣 🍜 @simonhamp]

Dude, this isn't the burn you think it is

[安坂星海 Azaka || VTuber @AzakaSekai_]

here's a funny little trick you can do with Protonmail addresses

Every Proton address is generated and given a PGP key even if you've never sent or planned on using encrypted emails. All keys are published via the Web Key Discovery protocol, so you can just do a
gpg-wks-client --check -v <proton_address> to look up when the key was created, which is usually the account's creation date by default (assuming the address is not an alias of another main account and the key has not been replaced with a user supplemented one).

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@mbaroukh @bearstech +1, la même ici

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@Cpl_Dont_Know @elchefe Does not sound good at all 😅
Thanks for the explainer

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@jwickers @Cpl_Dont_Know @elchefe That's a good way to put it, thanks 😂

[Yoann Celton @ary3ss]

@SwiftOnSecurity Go check @GreatScottLab's AliExpress hidden gem series https://t.co/FiJTPTB4AS

[GreatScott! @GreatScottLab]

NEW VIDEO! I once again tried to find hidden Gems on AliExpress. Since this is Part 10, it is a special episode😉Check it out: https://t.co/RPphQgGjXz