Alyssa Vandel

Rewatch Jersey Shore every 6 months to feel alive

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

I made nuggets at 2 am but passed out for like 45 minutes while they were cooking. Came out hard as rocks and tasted like shit but I ate them out of principle

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

Planning my stay at the historic 1886 Crescent Hotel. Here's a perk for friends and family: https://t.co/rVJuZysLqr @1886Crescent

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

@Jordi_Hall @tweetsbyparker Dogs were meant to be riled up and I stand by that

[mia @diickvandyke]

taylor said she has muna on literally every playlist she makes, i said oh im sure

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

me watching someone get dragged for an opinion I agree with

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

@civilizedcleg These outfits need to come to the gurlz trip

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

#Caturday

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

@sweetlleaf Who the HAIL is this bitch ahahahaha

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

Show me Rihanna

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

@civilizedcleg Such a mom

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

@sweetlleaf My fucking guy

[faith @faiththegemini]

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[Tish Cyrus-Purcell @tishcyrus]

Not me!!!! 🔥

[JQ LLC @ImpunityCity]

For some reason David Byrne is on Miley Cyrus New Years Eve and he sang with Miley and Sia like a drunk Grandpa

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

@civilizedcleg You’re watching football now?! Who knew you were such a man’s man

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

recently i’ve been obsessed with the hooked finger-over-mouth thing that teachers do when they eat salads. i cannot stop doing it

[Alyssa Vandel @asapvandy17]

@civilizedcleg Yay sports!!