Simon

Wizzard in training.

[@levelsio @levelsio]

🇪🇺 Chat Control has passed 😔

They can and will now legally scan any person's messages, emails and photos you send without a warrant

The way they passed this law when the majority of the European Parliament was against it will shock you:

They waited until most EP members were on holiday so only a few were present and then created an "urgent" vote for it to pass it through

There's nothing democratic about any of it and big powerful forces are behind this that can manipulate the EU for whatever they want

Democracy in Europe died a bit today 😔

[…::: jon @jonatack]

cc @elonmusk, please please accept bitcoin for @Starlink, @X, and @grok

[Simon @asc_simon]

@trader1sz 🦁

[Josh Man @JoshMandell6]

It's time for them to stretch their waist
Increase the dividend with all due haste
Time for the preferred stock yield Olympics
Fatten that dividend, get off the Ozempics
Further than this I shall not delve
Skip 11 3/4 and go straight to 12.

$MSTR $STRC

[Simon @asc_simon]

it's over

[sat_stacker @sat_stackerX]

Bitcoin will never reach $126k again

[Simon @asc_simon]

@Pledditor @nakamoto @DzambhalaHODL What is the Investor Relations guy even doing? Literally just subscribed to some traders on X. Posting about war stuff.

What is he getting paid for?

[Simon @asc_simon]

Nur die 5k BTC-Schulden (Kraken 200 Mio.) entsprechen einem NAV von 25 Cent pre-split.

Das Management von Naka ist absolut unprofessionell, aber die aktuelle Bewertung macht wenig Sinn.

Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass Naka 40 % ihrer BTC verkauft, die Schulden abbezahlt und damit einen netten Short Squeeze auslöst.

[Simon @asc_simon]

Up.exe

[Simon @asc_simon]

@nvk @denverbitcoin

[Simon @asc_simon]

@AquaBitcoin @Excellion As one of the first Aqua Dolphin Card users/testers, I am also willing to claim the Simon handle.

(…any updates on when Dolphin Cards come back? 🫶)

[Simon @asc_simon]

Good times

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin

[Simon @asc_simon]

@DavidFBailey Tell us more David, we are starving out here. At least give us a timeline. 🦅

[Simon @asc_simon]

boink soon bitcoin:native

[Simon @asc_simon]

up only from here

[James Van Straten @btcjvs]

Sell high cost basis BTC at a loss which grows tax shield

Use proceeds to buy MSTR below 1.22x mNAV which increases BPS

Issue STRC to replace the BTC sold to maintain total BTC exposure

[Simon @asc_simon]

@DavidFBailey Anything more you can share with us David? 😇

[Simon @asc_simon]

@JoshMandell6 444

[Frank @frankdegods]

saylor shaking out the 50x long crew before twapping. he’s getting smarter.