Andrea Friedenson

Investing in tech for #specialneeds. Founder, Project Armor. Formerly $MSFT, $FB, $DIS, @Vungle. Bad opinions my own. Good opinions probably retweets. She/her.

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

An unexpected benefit from my liberal-arts education: being able to read and summarize 350+ pages of medical records for my #specialneeds child in a morning. I don’t know how everyone else does this, especially single parents or parents with multiple SN kids. It’s no small lift.

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@Foodbag40 @VoiceOverDan Joke of the year right here. 🏆

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

H. P. Lovecraft implies the existence of H. P. Livecraft and H. P. Laughcraft

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@PodCastle_org @LabyrinthRat Time to raise a new round!

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@averymariah17 @JuddLegum I’m assuming that one reason they’re failing is that they’re being treated as family piggybanks, not because they have actual revenue problems

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@Reuters Did that haircut come with the hair?

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@chudson 👋 investing in startups that support special needs families - a whole new (and desperately needed) vertical

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@BinaryCFO @MartyMakary Study was funded by the National Institutes of Health, not a special interest group.

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@shimritby My favorite mispronunciation of your name is: “Shimmery.” IDK maybe you should just formally change it to that. No downsides at all.

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

Hey @elonmusk if u need competent representation, this is my cousin I can hook u up

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@gregisenberg when I click on your Angel List “invest with me” link, it tells me 4k quarterly min. When I go to apply, it changes to 6.25k quarterly min. What gives?

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@econometricks @EpicureanDeal Wait, so are you saying facial symmetry and height are highly correlated to performance on the job (presumably as measured by 360 reviews?)? Or is it that those are the two metrics that best predict a candidate’s likelihood of being hired?

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@econometricks @EpicureanDeal Welp, I think I need to hear a longer explanation.

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

.@onepeloton I’m going to need a scenic ride thru all the planets in @dunemovie, please & thank you. #bikearrakis

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@shimritby Is Coach Beard close enough?

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@DenehyXXL @gschill21 Like Amazon warehouse employees?

[Andrea Friedenson @asharfin]

@indysen @calm How’d you get so cool??? 😎

[MIT Sloan School of Management @MITSloan]

“Having more women in positions closer to capital — as investors, founders, and executives — will do the most in accelerating the tech industry’s evolution.” – @asharfin https://t.co/5rn5nbimtj