Ashley Beyer

i be here

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

“Someone turn off Green Day, we gotta pray a rosary.” -us 30 min ago

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

Sorry @shinerbiner

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

The Spotify AI DJ is the best thing that has ever come into my life

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

“Imma marinate in my bed a little more and read my gay hockey romance book.”

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

Eat beef

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Claire Kellen @ClaireCKellen]

Whatchy’all know about having a soulmate bff

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

“Claire” is practically a slang term now meaning “best friend” or “center of my universe friend” or “the sun to my moon” “the yin to my yang” etc etc truly a celeb @ClaireCKellen

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

Today i had a friend say “so and so is my Claire like nothing else matters when she is here” so like what does it feel like to be a celebrity friend @ClaireCKellen

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

Sometimes i need my blend playlist bc i miss my friends so much and then i don’t when i see this @wrightaylor_

[Claire Kellen @ClaireCKellen]

Blend Playlists are hands down my favorite thing about Spotify

[The Public Domain Review @PublicDomainRev]

Book from 1911 showing that taking photos of cats and furnishing them with an amusing caption is far from being a phenomenon born with the internet. More here: https://t.co/1jFvOzrLVm #NationalCatDay

[z @ezxtra]

tired of being always the one who makes plans, if u wanna hang then invite me and make a plan

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I have found a new enjoyment for my free time: lying in the grass.

Franz Kafka, 1916.

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

@therevivalists Hello yes i want to get married to “To Love Somebody” but i think it’s a sad song but maybe it’s just a slow love song so plz let me know😂

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

Me having to ask ppl whether potential first dance songs are actually love songs or sad girl hour songs

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

@HailStateReward how do we pick up prizes we redeemed in the hail state app? Do they get sent to our addresses?

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

no Sunday scaries here. only Sunday saddies.

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

@ClaireCKellen I want a milkshake now

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

*i am not neurotic*

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

Someone telling me I’m neurotic may have been the current best thing to happen to me

[Claire Kellen @ClaireCKellen]

@CowbellsSports quick question: can @ashbeyer33 and I buy your signage? Neon sign, any thing that says “cowbells” on it, etc. ?

[Ashley Beyer @ashbeyer33]

@ClaireCKellen @CowbellsSports We are begging you. Don’t just leave the signs hanging. Put them to use.