Ashley Myrtle

happy appy

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[s @yoongienthusias]

stop looking for a job and start looking for the love of your life who you are gonna die in the arms of in the next five years when then world ends

[Jason Adams @JAMNPP]

NOT VOTING FOR KAMALA WILL NOT STOP THE GENOCIDE OF PALESTINIANS. YOUR CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR PROTEST VOTE IS FOOD FOR YOUR PRIVILEGE ALONE AND HELPS NO ONE AND NOTHING. PUT DOWN YOUR EGO, BUCK THE FUCK UP, VOTE DEMOCRAT AND DO YOUR GODDAMNED PATRIOTIC DUTY

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

It's kind of incredible that Barack Obama can be one of the best political speakers we've seen this century and still not be the best speaker in his own family.

[tré easton @treeaston]

my god. just…my god.

[jas @softagatha]

omg she looks like she’s in the glee auditorium about to end mr schue

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

BREAKING: McDonald’s replaces The Hamburglar with another well known felon

[Kiyumi @strawblondhair]

This is EXACTLY what it felt like to listen to first light by Hozier for the first time.

[ruth @everdeenbaby]

johanna in catching fire when wiress wouldn’t stop repeating the same phrase

[maria @westsidesorry]

growing up with the hunger games series is so special to me

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

It’s the disappearance of these little, seemingly insignificant, bits of art that show how far we’ve strayed.

[day @balladofsongs]

i think i’m going to end it soon

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

[Riki @biconicwomann]

I love Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter

[beep @beepbat]

No silence hits like this silence

[The Ghost of Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

[GL @gldivittorio]

There's a greater possibility that he's just racist as hell but there is a funnier possibility that this guy heard something about geese disappearing because of migration and didn't realize that meant the birds were traveling