the future of the american people is doing the goyshuffle in front of a blank-eyed indian gas station cashier until the palantir AI lens in the register approves them for a discount high enough that they can afford to put gas in their car and go to work to pay half their salary directly to benjamin netanyahu
interns nowadays be larping 100x engineer when they clock into work at 11am, get their free banana, play ping pong and prompt claude until 3 where they go back home to play league