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squigma male

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

No new comics this week because I’m getting married. I hope you’ll enjoy while I post through some classics in the meantime. Thank you guys

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

.@MikeRogersForMI and @aricnesbitt want to put a data center in your backyard so they can cosplay as superheroes in AI videos.

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[Loalo #1 PERSONAL HATER @DGAFTOMILLIONS]

Rules are

No sleeping
Close your eyes too long, I go back 15 minutes
If you don’t seem focused enough I go back 5 minutes
Talk too much I restart
No electronics
I pause when you use the bathroom and if you take too long I go back 15 minutes

I’m not playing with these niggas😹

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

200? Girl 50

[Chase @chasekr8]

Ohhh so the unprompted comment last night wasn’t just him negging his son on the best night of his life but also shamelessly trying to shift the Google search SEO on “Rick Brunson/Patrick Ewing”

Reaching unreal levels of loser. This guy cant stop taking advantage of his own son

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Very upsetting to hear that Carter Hart was out there crying on the ice after the Golden Knights lost. He should be in jail.

[r @6ffside]

they really stood ten toes down for their rapist goalie only for him to make history with the worst goaltending performance the stanley cup finals have ever seen

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Saw a black guy in a full Hitler costume waving an Israeli flag near the Boston Commons but I was trying to catch the green line so I didn’t have time to try and parse what was happening ideologically

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Underrated thing we’re bringing back in 2026: being polite and having manners

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Shut your fucking mouth