Asher Deadman

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[bee⁷ @BIBlBIB]

lex luthor: superman you gotta try these turkish delights

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

japanese person making fun of french people: 📖📖📖

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

We're really not supposed to talk about this, but Socrates was a very bad philosopher. Most scholars agree that he never even read either Plato or Aristotle.

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

Writers need to realize how stupid Chekhov's Gun is. Stories would have much more surprising twists if the gun was never shown at all and then in the final act Chekhov was like "well you're no match for my SECRET GUN" and started shooting a guy with his secret gun

[Canderous “Spanish Fury” Ordoliberal 🇪🇸 @butleriano]

5% of the population of Provo, Utah is like this.

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Valentine’s Day always reminds me of the stupidest thing I’ve ever made that I’m still proud of

[tomie @tomieinlove]

(Me): so, we create this "virtual memory" to trick processes into thinking they have a contiguous address layout

(Medieval peasant): Would not thy abstraction swell the tally of mem'ry lookups?

(Me): well, yes. to deal with that we created the "translation lookaside buffer"

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Local fall festival sold out of apple cider donuts by the time we finished the corn maze

[martha 𓊝 @corduroycleric]

Polyphemus when Odysseus and his men arrive in his cave:

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Open Printer is a fully open-source inkjet with DRM-free ink and no subscriptions.

Repairable and customizable with Creative Commons parts and firmware.

[wuhu @LegalizeWuhu]

My dnd players are going on a year long sea voyage so I’m making them eat hardtack before they can get on the ship

[Nate @thenatewolf]

In the right situation, calling someone "Mr. Grumpy" is more powerful than any slur.

[Capybaras @CapybaraCountry]

Well if Wikipedia says so

[Justin Elze @HackingLZ]

Hopefully the AI can move us all onto IPv6 before we run out public IPv4 space

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

man who refuses to download tiktok but religiously watches youtube shorts