Ashley 🐀

Really, I don't like human nature unless it's all candied over with art. -Virginia Woolf she/her

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@jrpsaki I like your cards, and the fact that you are not a fascist. I keep a whole box in my desk, because gratitude is often best expressed with a lil note. Maybe they can borrow the rest of the stack, write their mean little unqualified names at the top, and try it out?

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@googlechrome can we please get the option to pin the tabs that we have set to open on startup? It ave like four inches of browser tab real estate when I don't have my extra monitors. Please?

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@thymefordonuts @stickermule seeing this reminded me to reach out to one of my amazing colleauges who recommends Sticker Junkie, a female badass team from Cali

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@notcapnamerica Once. I was parked outside of Boojum Tree Hidden Gardens in North Phoenix, reading in my car on a public street after a fight with a boyfriend, and the owner came out and threatened me and I pulled out genuinely fearing for my life. Other than that asshole? Never, ever, ever.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@daydream113017 @getabass @kenalexander77 If he weren’t such a creep he would actually be right. The level of *emotional* intimacy and genuine connection between partners is incredible. But as I leaked from every port I wasn’t tossing around blowies like lollipops, which is I’m sure his actual angle bc he’s gross.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@HannahPosted I ordered lunch box stuff for the kids and dinner for the week to pick up from Giant ($119) and then ran to Weis for “snacks and produce” and spent $140. Throw in adult lunches and that’s almost exactly the right number.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@ghost_prole lol mine is my husband holding our newborn son. His is @intermilan players holding a trophy. @YaMaR_YaMaR

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

hey @MelanieRNewman how about a Harris/PP yard sign that says something about "every time you steal this sign I donate more money to @PPFA or something? Please?

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@mikemovies My favorite movie of all time is Joe vs the Volcano.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

I hit A-list on Southwest today, lol.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@MattGertz I love this for you though. It's absolutely hilarious.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Imagine not being from the US and watching this as part of our presidential election process

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@joshmcgoo Not only was it the most painful medical procedure I've had, but the doctor started to wimp out half way through and I had to give her a pep talk while I endured it, so I didn't have to do it twice. Being a chick's awesome, yo.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Melania: "Center mass! Center mass! Center mass! You think you are some trick shot cowboy?"

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

seething with rage as I argue with @Cigna to cover a prescription for my one year old. But their profits dropped to only $5B dollars last year, so I should probably be grateful they still have the phones on.

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

$500 TO 1 PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS ON X.

FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@emilykmay I, like my father before me, have a piano in my living room and the silly dream that my child will change things up and not despise playing.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@PNCBank_Help Well that was 14 hours ago. How is this a thing?

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

the @PNCBank app not working on the first of the month is comically bad. Get it together, y'all, lest i feel like I actually *have* as much money as there is sitting in my account before these bills go out.

[Ashley 🐀 @ashholler]

@keurig s commercial side makes me never want to drink coffee again. All I want is to buy a bunch of plumbed in coffee machines and auto ship coffee so people will stop complaining, and yet here we are. Complaints a-multiplyin'