ashleerose

people call me the next wayans brothers.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

Tinder is just GrubHub for dicks.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

On this Father’s Day, I encourage everyone to stop thinking about them as daddy issues and embrace them as daddy OPPORTUNITIES.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

Hey I know I have been quiet but I wanted to wait until the full series dropped to confirm that I am Q. Xoxo - Q.

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@RandPaul Hey Senator McPubehead- shhh.

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@stoplooknlisten Hahahaa. Same.

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@Alanstarzinski Thrilled you have a ding dong to call your own Alan!

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

Really pissed nobody has dropped a “YOURE FIRED” in these impeachment proceedings. Sad.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

@LindseyGrahamSC You are a sniveling little bitch and are negating the only time you showed a glimmer of a backbone.

[Chip Chantry @ChipChantry]

I just pushed my grandmother down the basement steps. My parents want to call the cops on me, but I don't know how that would unify this family.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

@RudyGiuliani Hopefully you dickbreath

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

I truly didn’t expect to tweet on this again, but I am legitimately *overwhelmed* with *gratitude* by the response in just a few hours announcing we’re exploring a run for US. Senate

Thank you!

Thank you *so* much.

https://t.co/Hl3qSWk3WH

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump Ivanka. Come. The. Fuck. On. Already.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

@DrinkerInChief Whiskey

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Articles of Impeachment for introduction, so proud of everyone co-leading this effort with us.

We need to move quickly to remove this President from office.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

This whole thread... hey @FBI this WHOLE THREAD??!!!

[avery @sunsetsapphics]

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

Breaking - ex Mayor dumb fuck simultaneously continues dumb fuckery and treason while waddling around as a free pig man. @RudyGiuliani <-

[New York Post @nypost]

Rudy Giuliani condemns Capitol violence after calling for ‘trial by combat’ https://t.co/4pBUbnbgik

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

RT if you think the Senate should #ExpelJoshHawley

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Morning Joe Scarborough just called for the immediate arrest of Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Donald Trump Jr, during a profanity laced and entirely correct tirade.

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

@GovPritzker @realDonaldTrump Yes. Yes ok. Do it. Tysm.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Sen. Mitt Romney: "Now we gather due to a selfish man's injured pride. And the outrage of supporters who he has deliberately misinformed for the past two months and stirred to action this very morning."

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

@hermitjunction Josh Hawley?

[ashleerose @ashleerose]

Mother fucker dumb baby bitch Josh Hawley just dropped an “irregardless” while making eye contact with the camera on the senate floor.