Ashley Alman

Creative marketing @Netflix. @HuffPost, @DukeU alum. Extremely gifted at appearing invisible to motion sensor sinks.

[stranger writers @strangerwriters]

Duffers here. Writing does not stop when filming begins. While we’re excited to start production with our amazing cast and crew, it is not possible during this strike. We hope a fair deal is reached soon so we can all get back to work. Until then -- over and out. #wgastrong

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

Something we don’t talk about enough: the Santa emoji is severely lacking in “jolly” and more closely registers as “petrified” 🎅🏻

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

He's chipped! Family contacted.

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

LA: while we’re still here, found this pup hiking Debs in Highland Park this morning. No collar but clearly someone’s pet - friendly, fed, groomed (only dirty because he went for a swim in the pond 🤣). Please reach out if you recognize him!

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

Also leaving town for the holiday and can’t take him in - if you’re in the area and willing to take him in until his family is found please let us know! So sweet and great with other dogs. Shelters we’ve called are full. Taking him to see if he’s chipped now.

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

OK out with it… which of you tweeps has had a crush on me this whole time

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

surely i'm not the only one contemplating a world in which we just let facebook/instagram remain offline...............

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@MnastyNYC wowwwwwwwwwww

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

We’re looking for realtors, lenders, contractors, landscapers, designers… the works. We’re having a hard time sourcing folks who aren’t male-identifying. Who do you know? Share their info (website/Yelp/contact) pls!

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

I’m building a community of single womxn homeowners with representation across the US - from LA to ATL, Durham to DC - and we’re working up a database of vetted contacts for every part of the home purchasing/homeowning process.

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@JasmynBeKnowing jasmyn this is a VERY fun fact i had no idea !!

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@laurenzup listen we were all just trying to do our frickin best in 2016!!!! 💀💀💀

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

pls pls pls join us and consider making a donation at https://t.co/2E7Q9hwODc ❤️

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@aedwardslevy Such fantastic news!!!

[Jessica Schulberg @jessicaschulb]

the Chauvin conviction doesn't mean we've solved police accountability. Cops kill ~ 1000 people/year

from 2005-2019, just 104 cops were arrested on murder/manslaughter charges

just 35 of those were convicted of a crime, and only 4 of were for murder https://t.co/tzEaLCm2Ot

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@HarryLiberman this is my favorite harry liberman joke format

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@BradleyBaird ........... WOW

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@marinafang Can I send you something to print for me (still haven’t caved)

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@paigelav i was a little late.... hope you aren't already ........ tooooooooooooooooorn

[Ashley Alman @ashleyalman]

@paigelav Gotta embrace the mask anonymity - how could anyone *really* know it was you singing?