Ashley Ortelli

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

#donaldtrumpisahumantoilet @CAH

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

@BullishBanks @d9monti Lol remember when they didn’t tho

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

@RunGearGuy You can buy a subscription to flotrack if uou want to watch the mens race. They seem to have forgotten that women are running

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

@jsdesigns4 @FloTrack I’m sure they’ll send some garbage womens history month tweet out later

[Jessica Rieth Smith @jsdesigns4]

real glad I didn't drop 30 bones to stream the #TokyoMarathon on @FloTrack - sounds like they aren't even showing the women's race 😐 don't be sorry be better...

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

Breaking news: there’s also a women’s race in the Tokyo marathon!

[Sam Grotewold @s_grotewold]

#TokyoMarathon in the group chat

[David Monti 🥑 @d9monti]

The lack of coverage of the women's race at #TokyoMarathon is totally unacceptable. The elite women are every bit as important as the elite men, and this coverage is really disrespectful.

Thx to Brett Larner on the world feed for providing split info on the women's race.

[Jeff Zients Archived @WHCOS46Archive]

Promise kept.

https://t.co/DtepcwNNui

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

One of the men photographed carrying zip-tie handcuffs on the Senate floor unmasked as a decorated Air Force veteran. My latest for @newyorker: https://t.co/6gt0wVAOTt

[:) @duke_helena]

for those that don’t believe it’s my mother...

[Honeycomb @Honeycomblux]

27,000 trees are cut down each day just to produce toilet tissue.

@Honeycomblux is pushing back by offering bamboo toilet tissue that feels just like regular TP, but doesn't harm the environment 🌱

Find out more: https://t.co/zgpaDNeG7G

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

@Rubingo I told my son that I know when he’s asleep bc he makes a beeping noise. Now I know when he’s faking it because he beeps 😂😂😂

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

Omg @twwwweekly @JoshMalina did you see this???? A VERY STABLE GENIUS - Randy Rainbow Song Parody https://t.co/Rz8tFmnlfd via @YouTube #randyrainbow #piratesofpenzance #trumpaiyaiyai

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

@Richard_Schiff @WestWingWeekly @AllisonBJanney @WhitfordBradley @JoshMalina @DuleHill @NellyMoloney YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

@Rubingo Boy's best friend. And I don't have to scoop the poop!

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

So we are having a #robosauce birthday for our six year old. @Rubingo can you believe my husband welded a robodog??? #obsessedwithyourbooks

[Ashley Ortelli @ashleyortelli]

My kid just asked me if that's "mad bird." Also why does old man Fookwire look like @sasha_velour ? @Rubingo we demand answers.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Incredible speech by an incredible woman. Couldn't be more proud & our country has been blessed to have her as FLOTUS. I love you, Michelle.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"I’m with you*" —@realDonaldTrump

*Not included: women, African Americans, LGBT people, Muslims, Latinos, immigrants...