Ashley Campbell

she/her, Mason digital forensics, analyst by day, Criminal Minds binger by night, currently reading the body keeps the score 📖

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m so happy

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Thank you dc :)

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I love you guys thank you so much for this experience and this tour it just blows me away

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Please tonight queen?

[Ashley Campbell @ashleypaw]

hi @NoahKahan I am manifesting “you’re gonna go far tonight queen” on July 22nd please and here is my qualification to ask

[Mark Zuckerman @MarkZuckerman]

Nats are offering free tickets to current and former federal employees for the March 24 exhibition vs Orioles:

[Ashley Campbell @ashleypaw]

Does anyone know if Idina stagedoors I want her to sign my grigri

[Ashley Campbell @ashleypaw]

also it’s 21* outside and I just came from Florida so I’m wearing a tshirt and raincoat please give me a jump pass

[Ashley Campbell @ashleypaw]

hello @wmata at what point am I allowed to jump the turnstile because my card scanned out but the gates wouldn’t open and the station manager is gone and it’s been over 15 minutes 🥲

[Ashley Campbell @ashleypaw]

@AmazonHelp (3) this pin on this map is over a mile away from my actual address. They’re not the same street names. this has happened EIGHT times and we’ve called 4 times with false promises that it’ll be fixed.

[Ashley Campbell @ashleypaw]

@AmazonHelp hi, can you update your driver maps because 8 times in the past 3 months you have delivered to this address which is not my house. in the map behind the delivery photo, it also shows a pin that is not my house. either use Google maps or update your maps (1)

[Ashley Campbell @ashleypaw]

@AmazonHelp (2) because we’ve also confronted the people who live there and they said it’s not their fault so they’re getting a free package, I’m getting a refund and you’re losing money. it’s 5 minutes of your time to correct the address on your maps.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Thank you all forever and ever

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“He looks like he doesn’t shower” sweetie I don’t just look like it

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

There is sand in my ass

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

In Mexico chafing

[Navy Yard Nats @NavyYardNats]

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Reply with a SANTA GIF 🎅 or photo to double your chances.

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[b. @oc3ansluut]

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

She is me.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

I’ll be home for quismoose…