Ashley Wutkee Beck

Funny, cranky, and honest.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

I don't abuse Xanax because one of my top 3 anxieties is running out of Xanax.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

100% of my personality is just ADHD + anxiety coping mechanisms at play.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@mqndy For a kid to be this effectively passive aggressive at their young age? Definitely a psychopath.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@mqndy This kid is an emotional terrorist.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@BrycenBeck Excuse me?

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@QuickBooks QB ONLINE IS DRIVING ME TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. Please make your website work!!!! I'm constantly logged out, constantly unable to open bills and invoices without refreshing and then being brought back to the home page. I hate it so much!!!

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@BrycenBeck Baby.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@BrycenBeck @mikepriceinla @AlanTudyk @jdpayne88 @sethmeyers @mulaney I think the lie is Seth, but we definitely spotted his look-alike brother out on the town!

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

I bet if there were 30 days in February, the dentist's schedule would be greatly impacted on 2/30.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

Yes! Laugh shamers are going to hell. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@mqndy What did you think about Shawn and Camilla?

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@mqndy Tom and Zendaya. Like, whhhaaaaatttt? Ugh.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@BrycenBeck Baby.

[cat @WinningByARose]

I think Pete Davidson just texts back real quick

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

The pro-life/pro-murder Venn diagram is very confusing.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

@annemadams I HATE IT. But rn I got nothin. Just rage tweets.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

Fuck Kyle Rittenhouse.

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

Can someone please advise my cute husband who keeps losing his drafts?

[Reductress @Reductress]

Deadline Near Enough to Inspire Anxiety but Not Near Enough to Inspire Action: https://t.co/bve2gG8GgT

[Ashley Wutkee Beck @ashleywut]

Please like this tweet to vote that going forward, we describe a person who is "very attentive to and concerned about accuracy and detail" as FASTIDIOUS, rather than ANAL.