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[Nemean Lion  @nemeanaslan]

Siapa ni eh? @grok

[DSG Post @dodisegrovee]

Anggota Dewan Rakyat Malaysia, Syed Saddiq:

"Cuma telepon Presiden tidak cukup. We need to do more."

"Harus kirim nota diplomatik tegas bersama ASEAN, terutama Singapura. We must have a very clear diplomatic protest."

Kalau masih setengah hati, jerebu akan terus datang.

[GP size 80 @guttapercha88]

Got a call from my patient’s company HR today🤡

HR: What’s the reason you gave Mr XXX MC?

Me: I can’t disclose my patient’s dental condition. It’s confidential

HR: Ok I just want to knw what procedure you did for him?

Me: I’m sorry but once again it breaches confidentiality

[Allah @khalidbinainon]

Individuals indoctrinated with chauvinism develop deeply ingrained prejudices against members of other groups. They are more likely to harbor stereotypes, distrust outsiders, and support discriminatory practices . A key aspect of chauvinist indoctrination is the dehumanization

[Mat Jaket @Mat_Jaket]

Kita tak suka bangsa dan agama lain pun tak ada sampai hina Tuhan diorang. Diorang selamba hina nabi kita. Lepas tu merentan bila aku kata type C ni rasis kat tempat kerja mahupun kat luar. Yang paling kuat merentan feminists-misandrists liberal kepam sebab aku kutuk bangsa kesayangan diorang.😂

[MIMI ASMARA @WVGIF]

Menurut statistik aplikasi pelacuran atas talian Sugarbook, berikut senarai IPT Malaysia yang menghasilkan pelacur tertinggi pada 2021:

1. Sunway
2. INTI
3. Taylor’s
4. TAR
5. UM
6. Monash
7. Limkokwing
8. Nottingham
9. MMU
10. UiTM

‘iT’s MaNiPuLAtIoN aNd eXpLoItAtIoN’ - Lia

[Bitcoin Malaya @bitcoinmalaya]

Our Sejarah textbooks severely downplay the dark realities of the Japanese occupation in Malaya

Every young Malaysian should take the time to learn the real history for themselves

[moku @mokudesuka]

The only reason why Malaysia is not largely targeted by passport bros is because Islam the the main religion.

[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

In 1993 Michael Jackson wrote a song called “Palestine Don’t cry.”

His Jewish producers (Sony Records) would not let him release it.

When was Michael Jackson first accused of child Sex abuse? - 1993.

Who accused him? A failed Jewish dentist Evan Chandler. (On behalf of his son.)

The Psychiatrist that “interviewed” the young supposed molested boy ? Richard Gardner. Jewish.

The press that defamed him? Jewish

His sister Latoya Jackson said the allegations were true, only to later in life admit that her Jewish husband was beating her and told her to do it.

Michael Jackson was never convicted of any wrongdoing.

"They suck they're like leeches," "It's a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."

-Michael Jackson

[Tok Gajah Forever @tokgajahforever]

Pahang 10 vs JDT 12 (+ Reff)

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇷🇺🇮🇷 President Putin to Joe Biden:

"We will arm your enemies just like you arm the enemies of Russia.”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

He alone has more Olympic Gold medals than 162 countries.

American swimmer Michael Phelps is the most-decorated Olympian of all time, with 28 medals, 23 of which are gold. He also was the first athlete to win 8 gold medals at a single Olympics.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Community notes for the win

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Let's drop some historical figures quotes in the comments

Would love to see both positive and negative views

[yapxiang 🔻 #PandangKeSabah @whereisxianggg]

Cukup-cukuplah cukai rakyat Malaysia digunakan untuk subsidi golongan mahakaya dan pelancong asing.

Tak logik bila rakyat Malaysia bayar cukai untuk subsidikan minyak kereta Singapore.

Cukai rakyat Malaysia sepatutnya digunakan untuk subsidi golongan B40 dan M40 SAHAJA.

[AzriWalter @AzriWalter]

Young kings,

Kenapa kau tertekan?
Kenapa kau sugul?
Sebab kau masih belum ada apa-apa harta?

Let me explain...

Umur kau sekarang 28 tahun. Kau habis universiti ketika usia kau 24 tahun. Ketika usia kau 25 tahun baru kau betul-betul ada kerjaya.

Rupanya kau baru 3 tahun ada kerjaya. Itupun PTPTN tak habis bayar lagi. Sebenarnya kalau baru 3 tahun bekerja memang patut pun kau masih belum ada harta atau apa apa.

Namun,

Otak kau rosak, setiap hari kau mencekik ramen kaler pink. Sambil tu kau sulam isap kaset dan rokok seludup kedai aceh.

Yang kau pergi kira usia hidup kau selama 28 tahun tu dah kenapa?

Usia kerjaya, ini satu.
Usia hidup kau, ini satu.

Jangan campur aduk!

Dah, jangan sugul.
Keluarkan tangan daripada seluar.

Teruskan hidup. Takde apa yang perlu kau sugulkan.
Sebenarnya, hidup kau baru sahaja bermula.

Do you understand?

[. @_mrkopipasta_]

Lelaki born tak ada value,

You need to conquer it. Itu lumrah lelaki

Kau bernasib baik kalau lahir ada rupa and tinggi. Itu pun still 5/10 la

What if kau tak de dua² which is 90% of the time?