Ashley Tegen

I didn’t choose the scrub life, the scrub life chose me | RN | Wifey | Dog mom

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

@AshleyGWinter Graham crackers and milk, like the way you’d eat cereal

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

People don't actually want advice. They already know what they should be doing. They want someone to listen and support them.

Here's how to stop giving unsolicited advice:

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Update 1/3: WE FUCKING DID IT!

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

@hanalyst Almost, tested positive for the first time on Christmas Eve 🥲

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

@melvoegeli I’ve had that with calls before but it’s because I selected an option to silence unknown callers (and I 100% forgot about it). Maybe something switched with an update?

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

@sarahclazarus When I found out I could get mine places immediately after giving birth I was so, so happy (and I still am). It’s terrible.

[Shawnté James, MD: The Olds™/Elder Millennial @ShawnteJamesMD]

🤧🥴

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it

“silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

@GalvinAlmanza @SaveToBookmarks

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

Someone help her, please.

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i keep returning to this tiktok. the final pour is unbelievable

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

I was ready to fight until the end 😅😆

[Ashley Tegen @ashtegen]

@atomicaceso @BecauseIMatter I was told XRs take 72 hours to clear your system, so once that time is up it may hit some people harder than others. I’ve skipped a day or two before but one time I didn’t have it for 5 days and I was a wreck at the end 🫠😵‍💫

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

The world's most popular phone:

The iPhone.

Most of us think we know ours inside out.

But we don't.

Here are 16 tips for the new iOS 16 that will make you love your iPhone even more:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me watching most kid’s shows: ok honey no more tv for the day

me watching Bluey: excellent joke structure, incredible dialogue, superior character development, no wait let’s watch another one

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

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