ashy

you attract what you project

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Me as a kid: I’ll have my own money and do exciting things!

Me as an adult: I have a favorite spoon, a specific pajama rotation, and won’t buy a $25 shower curtain liner without reading 200 online reviews confirming it doesn’t “feel cheap.”

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

don't piss me off with some tall-ass burger

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

10:30 is a wild time to stop selling breakfast

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

My takeaway from this season of love island is that people don’t know how to enjoy media anymore. Everyone has to find someone to stan, create a fandom, dig into people lives. The line between viewer and parasocial delusion is gone. It’s sad.

[kior @hoesmad101_]

I got a dad so I really dont know what my problem is tbh

[indi @indagho]

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

[Candace @candacednewby]

You ain't half of who I thought you was and this ain't fun no more

[jamie @foodjars]

Awesome text I just received from my dad

[Rain 🌧️ @TheRainmakah]

I personally believe that if you dig below the surface level, country music is currently at the highest quality it’s ever been

[Taco Bueno @tacobueno]

No one:
Me: What if we got tacos lol

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I like hanging out with the same friends cause it feel like we on a sitcom

[M 🦢 @trawberrytea]

idc about your exes i wanna know which one of your friends you promised to marry if you’re single at 30

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

put me on hate island

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[GapGuzzle @GapGuzzle]

@zachlanebryan Simple man don’t need much, just a Taco Bell Gordita crunch

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but sometimes it's okay to just throw the Tupperware away instead of cleaning out what's inside of it.

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

i don’t have oil in my car but i do have big brown eyes and some would argue, a sparkle