Ashlee

Austin to London to DC tweeting mostly about law, food, and humo(u)r.

[Ashlee @ashtx]

Pre-Thanksgiving fridge clear-out included (very reluctantly) throwing out no less than 5 jars of various pickles. I managed to hang on to 3. But you better believe pickles are on my Thanksgiving shopping list goddamnit

[Ashlee @ashtx]

Every once in awhile I dream that a @Whataburger has opened in my area & every time (yes- this is a recurring dream), as I order I tell the staff how long I’ve been waiting for this, and just before I sit down & take a bite... I wake up. PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@timcarman Worth the wait! AND we’re getting a Federalist Pig?!? Man, I came to Hyattsville for the taquerias; stayed for the Ethiopian, Salvadoran, Thai, Chinese, Peruvian, and now BBQ joints. Best place to live in the DMV if you love to eat well 🥰🍽

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@timcarman LOL was looking at the 2019 list 🤦‍♀️ (perhaps you can understand my utter confusion as to how they could have possibly been left off your list 😂) So happy to see them at No. 1- every time I go there I think I’ve hit the jackpot living this close by!!

[Ashlee @ashtx]

I always laugh when I (used to) travel to other parts of the country (cough SoCal) and pointlessly check the forecast. Living in the DMV necessitates this on an hourly basis.

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Pretty decent take....

[Ashlee @ashtx]

Insightful article on why South Texas - where I grew up - was the biggest swing for Trump in the entire U.S. (something that had perplexed me until now). Racism isn’t a big issue there given Hispanic homogeneity; the economy is. Dems need to adjust if we want to #TurnTexasBlue

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The biggest voter swings for President Trump came from Latino Democrats on the South Texas border who feared pandemic shutdowns and fewer oil jobs https://t.co/xmO1KgB7s5

[Ashlee @ashtx]

As if I wasn’t already thrilled to have a dog person back in the White House (honestly can we all just agree that this should be added to the constitutional requirements for presidential candidates...), Biden will be bringing the first rescue dog, and my heart is singing 💕🐶💕

[Washingtonian 🌸 @washingtonian]

America, meet your new first dogs: Champ and Major.

Major will be the first rescue dog in the White House.

https://t.co/wv4XVqO9bc

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@danterzian thank you thank you, it wasn’t easy but I did my part, I know they’re busy celebrating but I now patiently await my invitation to become inducted into The Squad

[Ashlee @ashtx]

Ding dong the witch is dead, and I am rejoining the land of the Twitter living. My goodness, we’re only on Day 2 of President-elect Biden, what CAN’T this administration accomplish?? 🇺��

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@PoGoKieng Yum's
1413 14th St NW, Washington, DC 20005
[phone]
https://t.co/JAt61O3cL6

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@timcarman Menomale or Vace (since the 1970s!). 2 Amys has been overrated for years (they get busy and pizza comes out soggy).

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@shan_apolis Ooh, I want to try this!! Blue’s profile sounds just like Harper, lol. PS happy adoptaversary!

[Ashlee @ashtx]

Perfect little example isn't it. #unfit https://t.co/iXlafoLY3Q

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"Nobody respects women more than me." —Donald Trump earlier tonight

"Such a nasty woman." —Donald Trump just now #DebateNight

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@gordonrachel @benpackard @akhoya87 I think he gets this whole “‘murica” thing better than I do

[Ashlee @ashtx]

@tamiam Now if only they'd tailor their damn clothes properly (upset that I'm constantly returning orders despite wanting to support this!)

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Yes, Trump and Pence are running an insult-driven campaign.

Donald's literally doing it right now. #VPDebate
https://t.co/VZeBQ85nyH

[Ashlee @ashtx]

"I like to fight for right" says my new hero @timkaine, who also speaks Spanish like its his 1st language. Awesome pick. #ImWithHer

[Ashlee @ashtx]

Awesome, insightful convo @ #NacuaSF16 on importance of moving from gender-binary approaches to gender-fluidity for #transgender students.

[Ashlee @ashtx]

Clear from over-capacity room & in-depth discussion that #highered cares SO MUCH about doing sexual assault adjudications right. #NacuaSF16