Ashley Wagner

Whatchu sayin pimp?

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

@TimHortons you’re welcome for having an awesomely adorable baby! #caffinatedbaby #nofilter #newbornbabycoffee

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

My cat plays fetch. Be jealous. #catsarebetterthandogs #cutesthingever #catmom

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

@truffleaffair hey girl hey!

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

My coworker likes me :) yay free coffee!

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

Let's get one thing straight, putting on glasses does not mean you can call yourself a nerd. So just stop, you're not fooling anyone.

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

Being an adult just means ethics are now a liability.

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

http://t.co/mCubQqdqok

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

It's disgusting being in a bathroom that is literally filling up with the smell of someone else's shit.

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

"If it has an advertisement, you don't need it!" - Russell Brand

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

I just got ma'amed... I must now look old. Where's my cane?

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

How many cups of coffee do you need to drink in one day before you're considered an addict?

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

PewDiePie Vs. Tobuscus http://t.co/Le6JWPOAS3

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

@HannahGotscha true that! haha

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

You don't seem at all concerned that your plan is a poorly constructed tapestry of lies!

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

Got all dem tweeting followers! Ballin!!

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

@jayjay__babe hahahhahahahahahaha

[Ashley Wagner @ashwags2012]

@jayjay__babe looks like your phone won't make it... Sadness :/