Steven

I'm a recovering journalist, an author, and an undercover time-traveling android (but keep that last part to yourself).
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[Steven @asimovman]

@clintolsen Dude, congrats! Welcome to the 'hood! 😂

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@Srirachachau @bornposting Dollhouse started getting really good toward the end

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@JSONmaxxing @HistoryWJacob Bros looking out for each other

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@roddreher Omg am I Czech?

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@ScarletSpeeds16 I was just making a joke off your "curiosity killed the cat" comment

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@davidgshort @PenguinWeb3 This is just almost an exact copy of a real photo https://t.co/bq7aMWHiie

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@mlhobbyist @PenguinWeb3 Skibidi

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@DiracsDreams @billybinion That's not the topic at hand

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RE: the Bricks & Minifigs situation: Even assuming BAM is 100% in the right, they should've seen the potential for this to turn into a PR nightmare and just given up the Legos/money ... unless they had the receipts to back up their side of the story, but they apparently don't.

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@tomlinsoncooper I didn't know you were from WA. I love you even more now.

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Anyone have a good frybread recipe? I'm looking to do a little cultural appropriation.

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@Kaylavosss Books with spice, you say?

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@DuckDuckGo I use Brave Search

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@reason I refuse to read a book generated by Ai

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@dieworkwear Adorable?

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@rwlesq Donnie Darko reference detected

[Steven @asimovman]

Me: There should be a word for that heady sense of anxiety and anticipation you feel as a pen cartridge nears empty. Maybe "pensweat"?

My wife: I guarantee you, you would be the only one to use, and feel, this word.