cacodemon

phantasmagorian

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

[Katie not DeLuca @femme_belushi]

“It doesn’t get any bluer.”

[cacodemon @asinreef]

@emilykmay Credit queer sex therapy post?

[Defender of the Defender(s) @DefenderOfBasic]

read the full thing here:

https://t.co/4LrtuKTIoi

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

i know kindness exists because i am kind. i know hope exists because i have hope. i know love exists because i love❤️

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

wake up, pride 2024’s script just dropped

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

THE WAY I JUST SCREAMED

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

If you’re willing to take one big swig out of your water bottle at TSA, they should let you bring the rest of it on the plane.

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

[me] tonight we go over the top, i have trenchfoot and the air smells of rot and mustard gas

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

@mattruby Yes, that would be the slogan of the podcast. Call it NDA WITH TINA FEY

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Bad news for Mary, mother of Jesus, the OG surrogate.

[David Hering @hering_david]

The drug in question

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"the west needs strong men"

"my shoes made a little click clack sound and I'm shyy"

[cacodemon @asinreef]

On a scale of 1 to weeping during the dancing with the stars tribute to original judge Len Goodman (whom you have no context for because this is your first season watching, but you just KNOW how much he would have loved it—) how emotional are you?

[cacodemon @asinreef]

Among other things, the Barbie movie helped me realize that for the past 20 years I’ve been singing the wrong lyrics to Closer to Fine

[cacodemon @asinreef]

@michaelianblack who asked him to love ‘em outside of buns?! I’m enthralled

[cacodemon @asinreef]

@CMdawn @michaelianblack “The best meat there is, without question”