adriana

never logging off

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

girl shave your elbows we’re going to tallahassee florida

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

off 3 pills pretending i work at emo best buy

[addy ❦ @dopestgiirl]

‘don’t vape around my baby’ okay first of all this the shit your daddy smoked in vietnam

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I've got a buddy who's an expert in quicksand

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Someone with my social security number as their username just liked my tweet

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

But your honour you know how I get

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Fart blew my balls into my skull and they rattled like dice in a Yahtzee cup

[tomie @tomieinlove]

I’ve started saying nonsense phrases at work like “that’s neither cheese nor cheddar” just to see my coworkers nod seriously like they understand

[erika @yeeeerika]

will there be ginger ale at the function or should we pre

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

In the mornings I ask why. In the evenings I eat dinner. Not entirely sure about the other times

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i discharged my firearm into the wall at panera bread and now i get to meet hero officers

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just got chills imagining what tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

I was in the top .01% of listeners to WOMEN this year

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

what is that big ass chickin they serve at thanksgiving