Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@nreooww @valentinavee guy who has to look up the definition of a word and gets mad when he still doesn’t understand what it means in the context of the sentence he just read

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

evil evil evil evil evil evil evil the opposite of perspective no more commentary break the cellphone in two ive had it

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@somethings_awry Brother I fucking SEE you and from one consumer pen autist to another you are a REAL ball knower. hmu if you wanna talk shop

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@_parasocial @wisepissmage revolution plus buy it from outside the US and you don’t have to get a prescription for it + it’s cheaper by like 30-40%

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@Safoualo @KadenGRobinson @rockmeannadeus it’s not normal, it’s “normalized” which are two very different things. there’s no “good reason” for it to be weird, you have been conditioned by your culture to believe it’s weird, and you choose not to question that conditioning - which you may not realize is the weird part

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@JuneTheFool @boygrrI only matters for adderall not vyvanse bc adderall gets “activated” in your stomach and vyvanse doesn’t “activate” until it’s in your blood (to put it plainly) so stomach conditions don’t affect vyvanse

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@TweetN4ABeatN @wife_geist you do need a little bit of “and then x said” but that doesn’t hurt a passage of dialogue on its own: Hemingway does it a lot in “Hills Like White Elephants” but the dialogue in this story still reads incredibly well imo

https://t.co/Nyw7t4Csk6

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@lupe2718 @waltjessexo I think you might just be stupid

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@BeatleZombie @maribeIIa_ @LandsknechtDev I think your theory is correct.

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@AmandaPartee

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@Topicoatl @KelseyTuoc https://t.co/8CcQ4y1Ir1

Here you go

[The Ghost of Nothing In Particular 🥪 @JEllulz]

"autism didn't exist until recently" have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

going third person in your brain

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

Elon Musk's favorite supposed data expert, who he's retweeted at least a dozen times, claims she can only process 60,000 rows of data before her "hard drive overheats"

[Fergus Navaratnam-Blair @Fergus_NBlair]

Explaining industrial decay to an American: imagine no burger

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[veronica ¨̮ ✨ @veronicaporlier]

I love looking through old children’s books and finding things like this

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

@calebhannan

[Please, “Mr. Saxobeat” is my father @asnead23]

The fix for this: close every open app, restart your iPhone right before you go to sleep, unlock it and open just the alarm app then lock the screen and I guarantee you all of your alarms will work fine. You have too many apps open and haven’t restarted your phone in forever

[MB @ilymacyb]

apple alarm want you to be unemployed