Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker

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i wear power ties & tell power lies

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Albums named after shits I took:

Atrocity Exhibition
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Purple Mountains
American Water
Channel Orange
Hackney Diamonds
This Is Happening
Weezer (2001)
This Is My Dinner
Room on Fire
Is This It?
Highway 61 Revisited
Trout Mask Replica
Meat Is Murder

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Last book i read??? Prolly Dwight Rainn's "Soul Man"

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

"Anybody you know ever shit on cigar use and youre just like dude, shut up"

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

Putting on a fake country accent when you talk to crazy people >>>

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Ight who gonna clay up some balls to slap onto the bottom of that mic

[RT @RT_com]

First look at Charlie Kirk Monument — set to be unveiled in Times Square on September 10

The piece was handcrafted by renowned Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Mark the mint man, whatever happened there?

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Birdman is really funny

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

(Standing up to drunkenly freestyle while my homies try to hold me down)
"I feel like David Krumholtz

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Good Will Smith: yo i 100% didn't mean to pull the pin out the grenade when I threw it. I just wanted to throw a grenade but once I saw the pin still in my hand I realized my error but tried to save face by feigning intent. Please forgive me for the grenade.

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Write down the following words "Tonight we are young. Let's set the world on fire. We can burn brighter than the sun!" Don't you feel like shit? This is the opposite of what happened to that dude with the lips from "fun"

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

DON'T click on "Fly on the Wall Podcast with David Spade and Dana Carvey feat. guest Jason Sudeikis" on YT it's a PRANK THUMBNAIL that just takes u to a screen w big text calling u a GayLord. Very mature guys

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

@DottyV2 Incredible show, possiblye my favorite opening scene of any s1e1 ive ever seen. Recently watched Neil Maskell ("RB" in Utopia) in "KILL LIST" also incredible.

The soundtrack for this show is also one of the best OAT

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

@spacedglam Go on, Redmond, knock that bitch out!!

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Laugh if you want to but ill be regaling my grandkids about their conception on on top of that trash #SwiftDumpsterTravisBabies #fuckingrawoncelebrityrefuse @MehmetOz

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Piles of garbage from Taylor Swift’s wedding have sold out, after being listed for $25/bag.

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

This is all just straight white millennial core type shit. I despise the" butternut squash in the fall from the food bank " person the way yall hate Jd Vance. FUCK that shit and anybody involved

[richard @richard_normal]

todd glass talking about how he hires drummers to play over recorded music at parties has stuck with me even over a decade later

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Saved 50% of my film's budget by casting Matt Besser instead of Tim Robbins

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

@ogbrian_b @redlettermedia I'd leave god out of it

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Evil Dead John Mulaney and an old Grand Moff Tarkin they dusted off and tried to make look like Nic Cage

[Totally Ongoing Bigfoot Slam-Dunk Rainmaker @aspbergslim]

Everybody dreams of living to an old age to tend to the things that matter: your fuckin hair and how much you fuck

No wonder the whole country went to shit, you fully haired horny do-nothings. If you can't even part with your hair youre no different to me than Trump. #Sober