Adam Spyksma

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

The MW4 Beta is underway! Play more to update your Combat Record #MW4Beta @CallofDuty

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@a_hind_d @tcrawls I'd vote for you

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

My son this evening after not seeing mom all day:

Son: Mom, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?

Mom: Good news

Son: My little sister isn't dead

Mom: What's the bad news?!

Son: Dad says we don't need to watch shows.

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@Thebetterbeard_ Wish I could

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[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

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[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@tcrawls Government dollars were put into making this decision...

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@tcrawls Now it's just a tweet about eyeballs...

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

Fish are by far the best starter animal, they only last about a week and you don't even have to feed them.

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@CodeNamePizza You can only follow me if you read my previous tweets... Twitter gold

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

The doctor told me if I got a vasectomy I wouldn't have any kids. So I get cut up, go home and... I still have four kids.

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@CodeNamePizza I'm a BC Canadian where nobody has ac and we've been hitting the 40's. We have broken all heat records and it's not good... Wildfires are burning up our province and 90% of one town just burnt to the ground after breaking records consecutively. https://t.co/YwS9CNlVtK

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

When people go to the gym they lift all these big heavy weights. But what I've learned is the smaller ones are way lighter and easier to lift! #GymWorkout #EasyWayOut #SolidAdvice

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

If you're ever being chased by an animal, just lay down on the ground! Once the five second rule kicks in you're good to go. #SolidAdvice #DontActuallyDoThis

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@tcrawls I quit this game!

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@tcrawls Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@UltimateNYG I heard Gettleman doesn't need to pick up any OL because he acquired a bag of OL pixey dust in the off-season... so we are gonna be just fine right? RIP # 8

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@tcrawls Won't do anything unless some disgruntled British Columbians make some concerned phone calls.

[Adam Spyksma @aspyksma]

@tcrawls I made a vodka sour that pretty much tasted like a watermelon milkshake... It was delicious but far too sweet.