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Find someone who looks at you the way this blank page looks at me.
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@anylaurie16 Pro Tip:
Sell them as if they are legit N95 masks. Just last night I unloaded 100 counterfeits on some poor unsuspecting sap.
#joking
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Whenever players talk to an NPC for the first time, look really worried and calmly say,
"Roll initiative."
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the t-shirt is the flag, find a way to order yourself one 😂 #dontactuallydothis
Found a vulnerability in the file-upload system of the world's largest hacker con, do I now get a shirt or so? 😆
Someone go to Canada, sweet talk your way past the COVID guards, and smuggle San Diego a few cases! #LikeRumRunners #DontActuallyDoThis #AllThePancakes #TeamFkYeah
Carrick Bro’s. Maple Syrup is now available to be ordered online and shipped across Canada. Visit https://t.co/jsFldvsVKy and get your order in before it’s too late! #MapleSyrupConglomerate
Imagination Movers July 4th, 2020 Hack No. 23:
Putting an entire hamburger inside your mask frees you up to make a second helping while simultaneously enjoying the first.
And you’ll be the first one back in the pool!
#July4th #hamburger #yourface #dontactuallydothis
@MNelson_ISU Get a can of Squirt, couple pumps of hand sanitizer, and 💥 poor man’s margarita #Kidding #DontActuallyDoThis
Tip: Have a baby in the wintertime, so that by the time they are nearing age two, they are masters at removing their boots and socks while out running errands
When it’s 30 degrees outside
And snowing
#dontactuallydothis #itsucks
@stephengdavey @andrewbissette For maximum power, do this with dry ice but make sure to close all the doors and windows -- seal in the cool
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Has your card been hacked? Tweet me the number, expiration and the code off the back and I’ll check! 😂 #dontactuallydothis
@vrooje Who has the coolest credit card? Post your pictures!
Want to do content backed by survey data but lack the budget? Just do one with 50 respondents and multiply the results by 1,000. #shitseotip #dontactuallydothis
@chrisdelia As an elder I always carry sticky notes in my pocket just in case I run in to @chrisdelia so that I can discreetly tell him that I fucking love him and not have to worry about tweets like this. #protip #dontactuallydothis
Next time someone tells you they're hot try spitting water on them and saying, "What? That's how bees stay cool. Teamwork, right?" 😅 Via @newscientist — https://t.co/Z9FjfGMkvZ. #dontactuallydothis #themsfightingwords
Weekly automotive/cruise ship/golf cart maintenance tip:
Letting your tires go completely bald will actually increase your traction since there is more surface area in contact with the road, especially when the roads are wet.
#Friction #DontActuallyDoThis
TOP BEAUTY TIP: Eat super spicy food and your lips will swell slightly. #FactOfTheDay #DontActuallyDoThis #iLookGreat
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