Ian Happ’s Ass

Ryan Donato is my GOAT @BetmanBetz is my bff. All tweets are my own and not reflective of my employer because I’m unemployed. #YallHirin

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@ianwcanucks

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

0 super bowls, Stanley cups, World Series, Larry O’Briens, or even natty championships? Sad

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Poor United States

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@BetmanBetz @Cubs #this happened

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@Cubs

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

Holy fuck you’re dumb

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

NOT IN THE BLUE PAINT! The goalies head was near the red line!

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

How you supposed to have a simulation of the World Cup if you don’t even have the international teams in the tournament in the game? @EASPORTS y’all are ass

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: EA Sports’ simulation has predicted that Spain will win the 2026 World Cup.

They have correctly predicted the last four World Cup winners IN A ROW:

2022: Argentina 🏆
2018: France 🏆
2014: Germany 🏆
2010: Spain 🏆

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@BetmanBetz @ilannfl18 Love Eric but the dude couldn’t figure out anyone’s name the whole night lmao

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@BetmanBetz @TJStats @HoernerMVP Really mean…but also fair. Now I just need Mike to deactivate

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@BetmanBetz @TJStats @HoernerMVP You’re kidding…

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@BetmanBetz @schlittlerera Your mom

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

Thin it across the green and do the walk of shame and put an HF on the scorecard (had fun)

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

How would you play this golf shot? ⛳️🏌️

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@KFidds Hand up. Accountability, reformed Ben Brown believer

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@BetmanBetz @YahooSports Hailey…the kids miss you pls come back

[mj @Hockey_Is_All]

This would've gotten about 30 BarstoolSports posts if USA won, but since they didn't, it's "We don't even care about this tourney" and "This means nothing"

Sounds like representing your country doesn't really mean much to Americans at all

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

I’ll take Olympic Gold over worlds every time

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

Trumped.

For the fourth time in the last five years, the United States will finish the IIHF World Championship without a medal 💔🇺🇸

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

MLB proposed a hard salary cap of $245.3 million and a salary floor of $171.2 million for 2027 as part of the next CBA, per @JesseRogersESPN

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@PrazMaster Oh my bad. He should tell everyone it’s time to panic. Guess Mike knows how to navigate 162 better than Happ or anyone else in the clubhouse

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

A look into Mike’s mind

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

Come on, dude. I was warming up to you this year while many other fans have been firing arrows at you. After all that’s happened here since 2018 (all teams that you were on) where losses in April and May cost you later in the year, can you not see how fans don’t wanna hear this?

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@PrazMaster I just want to know where the concern was after the 10 game win streaks? I get winning fixes everything but damn, they start losing and we immediately snap to “these guys don’t care” in MAY.

[Ian Happ’s Ass @ass_happ]

@BetmanBetz @ChiefCub Pls…just win a game.