sip

its mine for the taking

[losing gray matter @oldheaded]

People say things like “ Bring back Shame “ as if it it ever went away. As if it doesn’t saturate everything you touch. Like it didn’t long ago spill into the drinking water

[sip @assclamp]

so im gonna need to stare at you for a couple more seconds to process that youre a person

[Rosé @2rose2ocean]

(guy who can't handle the heat) ooh a kitchen, maybe I should go in there

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

It's called globalism, pal, and it's a beautiful thing

[kitten @endgametlsc]

(sexting) i'm so fucking scared of you

[cereal @cereal224244]

now the white people with dreads have cybertrucks and you have to kill yourself

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 10,1943

[sip @assclamp]

when miz hits the figure 4 i feel funny

[sip @assclamp]

had to meet w the RA abt my roommate cuz he got plastered and scared the shit out of me😂

[sip @assclamp]

when you feel your heartbeat in your wound

[rune sword @runesword1]

dude i would kill you in a second to protect my maritime investments

[sip @assclamp]

tried that danhausen

[sip @assclamp]

oldish drawings of the miz ill never get him right

[mimi .✦ ݁˖ @cottoncanmi]

i genuinely get anxious before being in public because of how ugly i am

[sip @assclamp]

bastard roommate has done it again

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies

me: sir yes sir

drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

[sip @assclamp]

when you Smell him

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your secret is safe with me i don’t know what the hell you’re even talking about