eseila

very chalant woman

[Jordan H @jordan_hcg]

Hulu telling me the Oscars are over when they haven’t announced best picture

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

@elpinchechillon deleting the twitter app again

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

@elpinchechillon UR FUCKIN SICK

[Lily The Cable Guy @lilyblueyez]

“This is she” - my mom answering the phone

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Product managers jumping into the Figma file to add comments for the designers

[Alex Olshonsky @oloal]

Before having his wife inject him with 400mg of LSD on his deathbed, Aldous Huxley said:

“It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than ‘Try to be a little kinder.’”

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

cc: @professorbesser

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

Hey Alexa what do you do if your fiancé gives you the ick 4 years into dating

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

@VerizonSupport @elpinchechillon AS FUCK, FRANKLIN

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

@_biancaluuu @leahbarteldes *** orders set from Amazon ***

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

What you can expect if you live with me 😌

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

Duh

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Oh, we’re buying companies we want to fix this morning?

Guess I’ll buy 9% of SAP Concur and simply shut it down

[eseila @astoldbyeseila]

@DocLBrown2

[Lisa Brown, PhD @DocLBrown2]

That moment you realize you have 153 responses from a survey that started a year ago in which you thought no one had responded to... @astoldbyeseila

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

why would I want furniture from a century that was mid

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I get on a Zoom call and immediately become a different person. Tell me why I just said “okie dokie” to somebody