Amber

i like to pretend that this isn't just a packers fan page

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

you saw mommy kissing santa claus? the guy who murdered grandma

[Amber @asweenzz]

All I want for Christmas is an offensive coordinator

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[Amber @asweenzz]

While playing board games with family, one of the teens said, "Teams! Kids against adults," and my response was "yes! Love that idea!" I quickly did a count and told them the teams didn't add up- 4 kids and 2 adults.

They looked at me deadpan and said, "Amber, you're an adult"

[Zach Jacobson @zachjacobson]

I love the guys the Packers ended up drafting but jfc I’ll never get over passing up George Pickens.

[Joe Brosnahan @JoeyBras8]

Fuck. The. Cowboys.

[Amber @asweenzz]

Might fuck around and watch a Christmas movie today

[Amber @asweenzz]

"Hey mom, can you come pick me up? I'm scared"

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

I can’t come up with something funny for this someone caption it

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Packers logic

[Mike @Parentpains]

Adulting is always pretending to be happy while muttering for fuck’s sake under your breath whenever anyone calls your name

[Amber @asweenzz]

This thread 🤣😭

[nvpkp @nvpkp]

life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24

not a joke

[Amber @asweenzz]

Nothing like an 8am, pre-coffee, existential crisis to start my day off

[Amber @asweenzz]

@Peter_Bukowski Agreed, but the drops don't help either 😢

[Amber @asweenzz]

Blocked a punt and STILL didn't score lol

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

So this dude is here 😢

And Davante Adams saw him.

[little victorian ghost @borderlinefemme]

I’m not sure what’s going on in London, but this man is walking around so casually as if there is not a giant block of cheese hat on his head.

[Amber @asweenzz]

Stop👏 sending👏 your👏 sick👏 kids👏 to👏 school👏

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

A quick gold package PSA:

1. Packers on offense = quiet
2. Packers on defense = loud
3. Wave = always bad
4. Never, and this is super important, ever, ask somebody in front of you to sit down.

This has been your gold package PSA.

[Amber @asweenzz]

Me: I'm getting so old. All I drank was beer last night and I am hungover af

Husband: Well you drank enough beer to forget that you also took 2 shots and chugged a glass of wine...

Me:

[Amber @asweenzz]

Remember, at the beginning of September, when I drafted Jonathan Taylor first overall? 🤣🤣🤣😭