Tabitha*

Bringing sexy front.

[obi wán flynobi @katehepburns]

new mrs. america clip LMAO CATE

[rat cuh @MorningJazz69]

MEN GO BALD BECAUSE THEIR BABIES STEAL THEIR HAIR IT IS A PLOT BY WOMEN TO STEAL MENS HAIR AND GIVE IT TO THEIR LITTLE “pets” THEY POP OUT

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

I answered all of the emails yesterday but then people emailed BACK

[Diego @DiegoVelazquezJ]

why are sports always trending on here ? like bro i really don’t care

[mo @chuuew]

What do you mean the vaccine is $601?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

$600.

The average monthly rent in the U.S. is $1,450.

The USDA says that a low-cost meal plan for a family of four is $731.20.

And the Republicans led by Mitch McConnell refused to offer more than $600 in relief checks.

$600.

[tubi original movie villain @paulycristo]

i see a lot of ppl complaining about their packages being late n i just wanna know if y'all have been awake at any point this year

[Trey @treydayway]

Gotta find what rhymes with guillotine for my poem to the elites

[Tweet Davidson @SteveRyanComedy]

BREAKING: Congress has announced that the next round of stimulus will be the friendships we made along the way.

[make up a guy @makeupaguy]

guy who calls ''pacifiers'' baby lids

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

If he sends you this emoji 😋 he is psychotic

[Twitch.tv/ComedyHub @ComedyHubLive]

Congrats to @MorningJazz69 on the premier of his new show Gemusetto: Death Beat(s) premieres(s) on @adultswim @ 11pm PT get over there now!!!

[David Pakman @dpakman]

So Trump paid no taxes but gets a helicopter ride to top notch healthcare all at taxpayer expense and in two weeks will say a miracle cure, which he wants credit for testing, worked and you should vote for him. Does that cover it?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

A reminder that ordinary Americans don’t get a helicopter to a free hospital, special antiviral cocktails, or even to check themselves into hospitals as a precaution due to preexisting asthma when they come down with Covid-19. We need healthcare for all, not just the powerful.

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Pour one out for him

[Dave Bonawits @davebonawits]

What is something you enjoy? I’d like to dismiss it and insult you for enjoying it.

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

We pretend cats are jerks when really they’re just good at putting up boundaries.

[Defcon Fuck @crd]

Why is this so funny?