John Smith

Still laughing about the *years* ASCE pushed the idea of a TV show ''like LA Law but with *engineers*''
Please Remember: On X, "Poe's law is the only law".

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Motor and Streak
#CatsLivesMatter

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@nypost But does it have a murder hole?

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@GrrrGraphics @catturd2 Ah, John Banner: Hero of people everywhere who know that knowing is only going to get them in trouble. "I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know nothing!"

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@GrumpyTechBro @sage1411 @maybedanielleee And there is a word for a thousand pound: a kip.

Also, a acre is 10 square chains, and a (gunters) chain is 4 rods or 66 feet total.

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@libsoftiktok @__0HOUR1_ It looks vaguely humanoid. Possibly a pet gone feral.

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@MahikRani50377 Yea, $50 is excessive on a $220 bill. You get $44 if service was good.

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@EmilySm43 Cougars (of both types). Grizzly Bears.

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@moveon_9910 Carrying a pocket knife was common.

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@machinic_phylum @sleepy_devo Neither.

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@sarahtexe Hell yes.

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@Scott_Wiener "If you don't want the monster, don't pull the lever." - Terry Pratchett.

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@Timcast No

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Well, my parents were born in the 1920s and they told me that the Federal Government offices in D.C. would basically shut down when it got too hot. My mom remembered passing out salt tablets to workers. So, presumably administrative leave when it gets to hot.

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@PiperK Yea, honey, this time for sure.

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@jaredadairbell Club soda is good. I go thru bottles of it every week.

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@mooniep62 @benryanwriter @ComfortablySmug @Popehat [Shrug] After a number of years, quite a few internet heroes turn into scum, to greater or lessor degrees. Yea, Trump broke a bunch of them, but, really, it's just something that happens to some of them over time. It doesn't make the good stuff they once posted bad.

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@SenRickScott Meanwhile, at The Frog and Peach:
Cook: "Shortly after World War Two.... Absolutely ghastly business. ... I was completely against it."
Moore: "I think we all were."
Cook: "Yes, well, I wrote a letter."
I'm sure you petition will be every bit as effective as Cook's letter.

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@SenRickScott I'd certainly rather hear from Ye than from your censorious, ignorant ass. Do you even first amendment, bro?

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@japan_nobunaga Typically the greater of 20% or two dollars.

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@nocapcal @Blueblur_23 Before she needs a better class of friend, she needs to become a better class of woman.

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@JoyKillFunSuckr @Blueblur_23 Birds of a feather and all that.