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[Remix News & Views @RMXnews]

🇫🇷🔴 BREAKING: 93-year-old Marie-Louise was found dead and covered in blood in her bathroom in Toulouse, France.

A 33-year-old Sudanese illegal migrant was found n naked and asleep on top of her body when police arrived.

The Sudanese homeless migrant is accused of sexually abusing the disabled and bedridden woman and of moving her through several rooms in the house.

He also reportedly beat Marie-Louise.

Neighbors heard screaming at the house and alerted the police, who arrested the man while he violently resisted.

The suspect fell asleep after consuming large amounts of alcohol, according to police. Police found him a "altered state."

So far, an exact cause of death has not been established.

Residents say Marie-Louise was a fixture in the neighborhood. Local residents are mourning her death.

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[andieiam @andieiamwhoiam]

If Lucy Craig, the alleged Cornell rape victim, had consumed alcohol and ketamine and positioned herself behind the wheel of an automobile, she would have been held responsible. But by some feminist magic, she should not be held accountable for her actions on the night of the so-called rape. The problem with these rape hoax perpetrators is that they make it more difficult for actual victims to receive justice.

[America's Most Vaunted @stillvaunted]

Two good rules for young men:

1. Gangbangs/trains are for homosexuals and minorities. If you are neither, then you shouldn't be participating.

2. Stay away from girls who use illicit drugs stronger than marijuana. Nothing good ever comes from getting involved with those types.

[SL @Steve_Laws_]

She's dead because the government put a Somali refugee next door to her.

Lisa went round to get the Somali to stop terrorising her daughter. She retaliated by attacking Lisa and her sister, so they left and the Somali refugee followed them back and stabbed Lisa in the neck.

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

This made me laugh.

Sophy Ridge asked Lucy Powell a question about the triple lock on @RidgeandFrost. Powell did what politicians always do: ignored it completely and started rambling about something else.

Normally presenters just let them get away with it and move on. Ridge never does. She sat there patiently, let her talk, then pounced: “Did you hear what the question was?” 😂😭

Powell looked stunned, stuttered, and nodded, “Yeah.”

Well why not bloody answer it then!?

Drives me mad when they do this. Even worse when interviewers don’t call it out. Sophy always does, to be fair to her.

[YourWorstNightmare @UrWorst_Nigh]

We have HER texts now

Do you ladies text your “rapist” after the rape and say you wanna smoke with your rapist again????

I mean, you won’t block your rapist so it makes sense

[Vizzy @VizzyUtd]

this will always be my favourite video of all time

[Merryn Somerset Webb @MerrynSW]

Banking new graduate salaries were 40k in 1994.

[TechToby @techtoby__]

Imagine saving nothing for your retirement over 60 years during some of the most bullish economies the World has ever seen and then expecting everyone else to fund your life

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Ohhhhh AWKWARD!!!

The man with the “clap now” sign has fallen asleep! …. Weird and embarrassing silence! With some heavy breathing 🤡

*cringe* (again)

[Christopher Talbot @Lord_Talbot64]

Jenny Riddell-Carpenter appears to be denying the existence of her own life.
https://t.co/gybakrih8v

[Matt Cover @MattCover]

The actual cure for student loans is simply to make the schools hold the loan.

If the school is on the hook for the loan, it has a real interest in a) charging a price that reflects the future earnings of students and b) taking reasonable measures to ensure the students succeed

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room.
Excuse me

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

Might be one of the best posts I’ve ever seen

[Marcus @Marcus___007]

When Labour MP Jenny Riddell-Carpenter was trying to get elected, she couldn't wait to be seen in an English pub, pulling pints, she even posted it on her X account.
But now she needs the Muslim vote , her own time in a pub *checks notes* never existed, as does her love of dogs.

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Labour minister Jenny Riddell-Carpenter claims that visions of Britain based on warm ale, pubs and black Labradors are a "far-right fantasy" that "never really existed"

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Notice how her brother left in the middle of the video to steal your car while they distract you.