Dewi

he he he yup

[Dewi @atomic_bear03]

@Tyke640 @SkyNews Incredible idea to double the money they get per week

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

This is what the American flag looked like when there were 17 states

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[chincheto pirata somali @wikipistacho]

el rageo de fibonacci

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

I don't want to alarm you Jeremy but there seems to be a dead dog on the floor in the houses of parliament

[Dewi @atomic_bear03]

@qOc0p @JayLGK 4 years ago, true
Now, much less so

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

ideal wife is someone who is good at the jeopardy categories that i am not good at

[asher sees blue ✮ ⋆.˚ @asherapparently]

gay people be like yeah green is my favourite colour

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I definitely have middle child syndrome because every time I hear eldest daughters talk about how hard they have it I get this overwhelming urge to sell them out for a turkish delight

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Greatest 30 second interview of all time

[Bread @BreadBreadlx]

im so mad that I can never try that guacamole hat from dm2 I think about it way too much

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: What would you like Santa to bring?

Caller: Uh, not coal

Trump: Clean beautiful coal

[Sinking @EisakuOtomo]

#SellBlackJackToWhiteSlavery

[manuel @manwelllb_]

when the liquor hits and I run away from friends to go on a solo side quest

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Umm???

[Sophy Boyle @wyvernandstar]

so it didn't work

[dan @Dansplainer]

harry meets sally right away in the movie there's zero buildup like ok

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

another cruel and unusual punishment from the twisted mind of northernlion