Audie

I just really love chicken nuggets

[Audie @audielayne]

@myah_lu What!?!!🤯

[Audie @audielayne]

@myah_lu Only by you though🥰

[Audie @audielayne]

@myah_lu This just convinced me to get it

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was gon be like this

[↞𝙱𝚕𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢↠ @BlkSoulBeauty]

My husband will stand in the middle of the living room, watching my show that he says, “is dumb” for 30 minutes. Then hits me with, “What’s going on? She’s dating this guy now?”.

[Audie @audielayne]

Today is one of those days where I am just in a bad mood and I shall stay in it until I figure out what food item will make me happy😒

[Audie @audielayne]

Momma Dee stops by for 5 mins
“I don’t like your bongs”
😂😂 okay but rude

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk why there’s such a pervasive belief that you shouldn’t have sex on the first date when every successful couple I know is like “yeah we boned down the first night we met, he slept over and just never left. now we’ve been married for 22 years”

[Audie @audielayne]

@myah_lu But do you like it?😏

[Audie @audielayne]

Someone say a prayer for Chad, because if he keeps bouncing his leg on this couch I’m gonna..

[Mama V 🌼 @veronicaspeek_]

I’ll just leave this here.

[Audie @audielayne]

@TheReal_McCoy12 🙏🏼😚

[Maygs @UrMainPritchh]

When I get proposed to imma cry…
for him. Sorry you’re stuck w me forever babe, I wish you luck.

[coffin kayla. @KWebbsterr]

I watched Halloweentown 1&2 as well as IT pt. 2 while I did my cleaning today, House of Wax last night and now I’ll be shamelessly watching Practical Magic for the 1,500,999th time.

It is Halloween in my house, take it or leave it.

[Audie @audielayne]

My best friend came over to talk fantasy league strategy with bae, and I’m just over here drinking wine, loving their company and shaking my head in agreement over who to pick🥰🍷

[Audie @audielayne]

@myah_lu Our boyfriends would definitely do that🤣

[Audie @audielayne]

Looking up flights to Rome, just for shits & gigs with Chad. Someday honey..💗

[Audie @audielayne]

Watching the Wedding Singer and eating taquitos with the loml. Doesn’t get any better than this🥰

[Audie @audielayne]

I love being plant parents together💗 @TheReal_McCoy12

[Sachelle Reed @SachelleOnAir]

I've honestly never read anything more accurate.

[Audie @audielayne]

The only thing encouraging me to get out of bed this morning, is waffles.

[Audie @audielayne]

@destinynic44 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️