audrey

gleek first human being second

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Currently libbing the fuck out

[Violet Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ @Vibutler_]

Why is “making things Christian again” always about abortion and gay rights and not feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, and healing the sick?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

dawg where tf am i

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

this is exactly how lisa vanderpump dresses on any given day

[Lyric Vault @LyricVault]

Donald Trump announces that Lea Michele will lead the Department of Punctuation and Spelling.

[audrey @audry222]

everytime i get a notification that trump announced a new member of his cabinet a cannon goes off like in the hunger games

[lena. | NADIA DAY! @trashlenaa]

goodbye goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump
(Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

I’m going to become the joker

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Chin up, team. Take some time. Take care of yourself. Take care of your loved ones. Take care of your community.

There are a million ways to make a difference—get back in the fight when you’re ready.

And know that, whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready to get back in with you.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: I have made many new friends. I have learned a lot of new things. I ate way too much food. But I can order doughnuts, people. I can order donuts.

[Django Gold @django]

I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)

[o-o 🫥 @Stop_Just_Stahp]

MAGA,

As of today:
- Inflation 2.1%
- Unemployment is 4%
- GDP is 3%
- Manufacturing is booming, and only getting better.

The economic boom you're about to credit to Trump was brought to you by Joe Biden. And when it crashes, that will 100% be on Trump.

[jewish roger waters @lennonandmarx]

first vp to wear a tshirt in the pool

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump:

“It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”

[zae @itszaeok]

election day always makes me so sad like we really are surrounded by people at work, at school, and in the grocery stores who are so hateful and don't care about you or your rights like wdym in 2024 trump has over 40 million votes

[grace @gracesftdt]

21% of adults in the US are illiterate. 54% have a literacy below a sixth grade level. you all need to go get a free library card and READ. pick up a book that isn’t about something you are remotely interested in. libraries also have dvds have a little BOOK AND MOVIE FUN. LEARN!

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Anyone in America who tells you Trump will be better for our economy needs this retweeted for them immediately.