Audrey Velez

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

@travishelwig @spencerpratt I need that suit to be tailored

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

@Neil_McNeil I landed four hours ago, and I’m devastated I haven’t run into my close personal friend yet

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

@AnthonyYepez This design is 🤌🏽

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

I cast my vote for #ShortyAwards Audience Honors! Help us vote and share daily through April 8th: https://t.co/zOTrVxYVhc

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

I cast my vote for #ShortyAwards Audience Honors! Help us vote and share daily through April 8th: https://t.co/zh4r38ZGyl

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Dudes will literally smash their own faces in with a hammer to appear more masculine, then tell you trans people are weird.

[breaker box @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[Always On @werealwayson]

this means a lot to me personally

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

@Neil_McNeil A tail as old as time.

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

@GianmarcoSoresi What in the Righteous Gemstones is this?!

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Statistically, you are more likely to be shot by ICE than you are to compete against a trans woman

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

One problem with British movies now is they have internalized American casting ideas about how everyone should be super hot. If this was being made in 1985 it would star a Norwood V named Leslie Busby-Baird with visible eyebrow dandruff — and it would be way sexier

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

@mattxiv “Ten people” is such an oddly large and specific number. I love it!

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

@theillustrious @_im_not_lindsay Your being the first comment I saw on this was 🤌🏽

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

We told you that you’d pay for this…

[Libriscent @libriscent]

People who genuinely like themselves are ruthless with access because solitude is not a punishment to them.

[ana @shivlestat]

why is “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible” one of the best lines ever written

[Audrey Velez @audvelez]

The black 🤝 brown alliance is strong

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don’t look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.🤷‍♂️😂