YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
One problem with British movies now is they have internalized American casting ideas about how everyone should be super hot. If this was being made in 1985 it would star a Norwood V named Leslie Busby-Baird with visible eyebrow dandruff — and it would be way sexier
why is “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible” one of the best lines ever written
Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don’t look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.🤷♂️😂