august

[august @auguscrcr]

@lucacecemusic okay

[august @auguscrcr]

cosplaying being an adult by walking around whole foods for 20 minutes every friday

[august @auguscrcr]

@lucacecemusic scrolling on the hashtag for upwards of twenty minutes

[goob @emyboxd]

how it feels to be 21 and have no social life outside of work

[disco barbie @annabesss]

it’s really hard having been obsessed with nathan fielder for the last decade & now the rest of the world wants to have sex with him as well

[luna ⪩ ⪨ ꠹ @selectatruism]

always forcing my friends to listen to cameron winter

[august @auguscrcr]

@lucacecemusic you doing okay?

[zack @doof_tram]

ray ploshansky i will always love you. everyone who hates him doesn’t understand girls.

[megan 🪏 @bloodsimpIe]

what it feels like eating an apple with peanut butter

[Joe “shopvac” Powers @PowersJoe77544]

I’m gonna check the weather app 304 times tonight #IMissMyMom #Scared

[rai @brothrai]

have you ever felt like this

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

yeah

[Lesbiana Grande @sonjamorganstan]

How my fav songs sound when there are other people in the car

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

i can't believe that in 1985 they made the perfect movie and it is peewee's big adventure

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Whenever a character has the same name as the actor, I assume they did that so the actor wouldn’t get confused

[pavement shady facts @flopmidi]

Yeah but he wrote love takes miles so it’s like

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If a clown hit me in the face with a pie I would lose control. I would really and try and injure them