August

I plagiarized this sentence.

[August @augustallen_]

@hankgreen Pater

[August @augustallen_]

Stop the ride. I want off.

[August @augustallen_]

@doktoroktober Such conspiracy

[August @augustallen_]

@meganrwebber @BillNye @Rich_M_Allen This photo is 😙🤌

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[August @augustallen_]

We're number one!

[Michelle Lujan Grisham @Michelle4NM]

The #CalfCanyonFire/#HermitsPeakFire is now the largest fire in #NM history at over 298,000 acres. Right now wildfires are having devastating effects on our communities. If you can, please donate to the https://t.co/wNmcuSD8iA fund and help support our New Mexican neighbors.

[August @augustallen_]

@peacebang Always start with the word from the day before. If you can't remember or failed to note it down, start with fuzzy. It's the one true way.

[August @augustallen_]

Wordle either takes me 2 minutes or 13 hours.

[August @augustallen_]

Wordle 291 4/6*

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[August @augustallen_]

@johngreen Epic

[August @augustallen_]

@VulpesExMachina TIL there are no good takes

[August @augustallen_]

Wordle 242 3/6*

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[August @augustallen_]

@NightValeRadio No.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

if the bag is matte the chips are healthy

[August @augustallen_]

Enable hard mode and start with the previous day's word or GTFO

#Wordle 231 3/6

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[August @augustallen_]

Seen/attacked

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

think hard

[August @augustallen_]

@Casey Let us see the rest of the sheet.

[August @augustallen_]

@keenanisalive @hypotext @UsePenrose What fresh hell is this

[August @augustallen_]

@VulpesExMachina You drink canada fucking dry?

[August @augustallen_]

@mspowahs I found a Fitbit (literally in the woods) so I bought a charging cable for $6 and had this same experience.