August Baker

Yo.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@RoyalsFarm When do we start seriously considering that Sherman is running the A's playbook?

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@semifraki I'm like 10 pounds lighter. Physically, spiritually.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

Consider this my first, last, and only, Xeet

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

What's the opposite of this gif?

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

Man, fuuuuuuuuuuck off

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

An open letter from Royals Chairman and CEO John Sherman.

https://t.co/813DCGgmSS

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

These are all porn except one. That one's Twitter.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@oneunderscore__ Bold to assume they read a first book

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@TheRealForno @Caitlin_Forness Burnt Ends at Gates or the Z-Man at Joe's are the traditional answers

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

The only "silent part" here is all the people who believe they are safe in gilded towers wishing financial ruin on the peasants below.

[Adam Taggart @adamtaggart]

OMG - did Goolsbee just say the silent part out loud?

“Let’s never have another recession”

If you’ve suspected the Fed’s long-standing attempts to suppress the business cycle are due to colossal hubris, this confirms it https://t.co/qH1Q370EAN

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

The year is 2005.

You just got your top 8 *just* right.

“Beauty in the Breakdown” by The Scene Aesthetic starts playing when someone clicks on your page.

Your crush is online now.

Tom is in your extended network.

It won’t get better than this, but you don’t know that yet.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

The greediest people who ever lived continue to kill access to knowledge and community, all while mocking you for wanting it and also begging for your loose change.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

Google: unusable
Facebook: unusable
Twitter: literally unusable
Reddit: unusable
Discord: on its way

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

Finally dawning on me today that the Internet as a repository for everything has 1 and a half feet in the grave.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@AndrewTRich @trillyrobinson We spent half the movie trying to figure out where we saw him before realizing he was Hawk from Titans

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@katiebakes We just embraced it. Our walls are covered in 5 year olds art.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@jaycaspiankang My 5yo daughter will watch me play and tell me to leave the camps alone, they're just hanging out and not bothering anyone.

[August Baker @augustbaker12]

@semifraki Last night Abigail drew me a dinosaur with wings and I started quoting Trogdor. Anyways, after a detour to YouTube, we had baby's first Burninator

[⛔ Ashley M. Hill @CleverlyTitled]

How's parenting your little tornado clone two-year-old going, Ashley?

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