August Joki

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[August Joki @augustjoki]

@RebeccaSlatkin I feel like I’m being A-B tested.

[August Joki @augustjoki]

He’s tweeting at his underlings hoping they are too afraid to dunk on him.

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

He’s gone from communicating very little with Twitter employees to sending multiple one line emails to the whole company.

[August Joki @augustjoki]

It's ok to be in complete denial that the platform you love has died on its arse due to inept management and you are clinging on pretending nothing has happened. I loved https://t.co/mzRdYS5xqQ as much as you do ......

[August Joki @augustjoki]

Was Car Karen already taken?

[August Joki @augustjoki]

@arstechnica Would that be tele-graming?

[August Joki @augustjoki]

@olg @RebeccaSlatkin @JakeHendy Thirded

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Elon Musk spent $44 billion,... in an attempt to prevent you from retweeting this photo:

[August Joki @augustjoki]

I figured he was doing the trawling himself.

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

Elon Musk has been directing subordinates to comb through Twitter's Slack and make lists of people making fun of him or his plans for firing. They've also been monitoring employee's tweets. Latest w/ @kateconger and @MikeIsaac)

https://t.co/lMJKBrwbK4

[August Joki @augustjoki]

How else is he supposed to ask the people he idiotically fired?

[worms cited @christapeterso]

Elon is just demanding random people on his website tell him how it works now

[Zoid Kirsch @ZoidCTF]

We learned so much from these observations. We’d often see testers get stuck in rooms that had morphball tunnel exits--they won’t notice them. This resulted in putting big spotlights over those entrances to make them stand out as a path. 2/5

[E.W. Niedermeyer @Tweetermeyer]

When I First Saw Elon Musk for Who He Really Is

https://t.co/4dspbY4TEA

[Holly Borla @hollyborla]

Babe wake up, new variadic generics vision just dropped

https://t.co/dJr3jqhr1z

[August Joki @augustjoki]

Is someone who studies cocktails a cocktologist?

[August Joki @augustjoki]

This kinda shit gets you an instant ban.

[August Joki @augustjoki]

Now getting video ads for RayBan’s privacy invading sunglasses. Glad I’m still boycotting them.

[August Joki @augustjoki]

Kinda surprised early voting isn’t a big thing in SF.

[August Joki @augustjoki]

How long until Twitter is only accessible from Mars?

[August Joki @augustjoki]

Lol, some scammer sent me an invoice on that pal-paying-site giving a fake customer service number. Almost attempted to call it just to see what happens.