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[Brian Wishart 🔜 #TIFF26 @bwishart]

This is significant because Doug Ford pretty much exclusively governs for people who own F-250s in Etobicoke who spend every weekend at their cottage. They’ll see this sign while trying to run over cyclists

[a.⋆♰ ☥ 𓆝 @angelaramblings]

I’ve had this one saved forever 𓀀 𓁐

[lauren @missyyonce]

this is british soft power

[priyanka @auntyfada]

the irrepressible canadian urge to fusion up some bullshit. Tahini’s is seething they didn’t think of this first

[Nobel Yoo @nobelsucks]

They've invented poutine tteokbbokki in Montreal

[priyanka @auntyfada]

paging chris nolan, the dark knight trilogy needs a coda

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend

[priyanka @auntyfada]

real husbands of real madrid season 3 off to a much less fraught start than world cup larping promised me

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

They were monitoring the situation on Usenet

[priyanka @auntyfada]

a month ago i would have been fine with Mr Dua Lipa or maybe Harris but unfortunately the trades dangled lowden bond in front of me and now i want nothing else. give me competent river cartwright!!

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

The JAMES BOND shortlist is here, with six actors reportedly set to screen-test in September to play the next 007 (via @PageSix)

Jack Barton, Jacob Elordi, Paul Mescal, Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Harris Dickinson

https://t.co/RgwsClsM3z

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

society needs someone to take up the mantle. of championing childhood literacy and sending free books to kids right now dua lipa i’m looking directly at you

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

If you need a pickup, try the song Dolly made with Pitbull. At first, I thought she was just featured because he wanted to use the chorus of 9 to 5, but then he's like, "take it dolly, dale hur hur hur," and she has a rap verse thanking Pitbull for being a feminist

[priyanka @auntyfada]

flunky ford

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

President Trump calls Ontario Premier Doug Ford “the less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive brother of the late, great, Rob Ford.”

Trump also refers to Prime Minister Mark Carney as “Governor Carney”

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

Best plural forms ranked:

1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac)
2) ending in -i (magi)
3) is to es (oases)
4) suppletive (people)
5) vowel changes (geese)
6) f to ves (thieves)
7) adding en (oxen)
8) no change (moose)
9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies)
10) adding s

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

finally caught up on slow horses and am now tweeting about slow horses so the algorithm can serve me up slow horses content about the television show slow horses. kristin scott thomas. slow horses

[priyanka @auntyfada]

mindy project set in an ob gyn clinic!

[suri @suricidal]

why are all the medical shows dramas set in the er.. why is there no sitcom set in a migraine clinic?

[Weagle @Weaglelol]

When your boy hits his first parlay

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

i’ve got that mental illness that makes you think watching movies is productive

[Mars 🇨🇩 @stupidkzzo]

Comment je suis censé gérer des international baddies avec ce dollar canadien de merde

[emma @jaysschneider]

quick everyone do ten sets of tomfoolery

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Uncanny