Patten Fuqua

Writer of stories, reader of things

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Mom was trying to get Doug in town for Gran’s visitation on Wednesday and it was going to cost $700 no matter what. Mom ended up calling @SouthwestAir and they figured out how to get him here for half that.

It’s been a rough few days but that was wonderful.

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“Where did you get your wedding dress?”
“Cracker Barrel.”

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@Lin_Manuel Life doesn’t always cooperate. You don’t owe us anything.

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@hpatt15 @EmStej And me

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@chaseallister Is he drinking out of a coconut?

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@chaseallister Can’t believe you got a tat with my mom’s name.

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@AlyssaPurser Did they do the correct foot?

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@rebeccaglynne I don’t need any boys in my yard.

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Also at Belmont I didn’t know how to get to the locker rooms so I called the players the next day.

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Interviewed @dexshow for about 10 minutes at the AHL all star game and my recorder wasn’t on. https://t.co/O5Q68JmObI

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Nothing is as bad as the reporter trying to start stuff with Chris Pronger in Peterborough before his jersey retirement, though.

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The world was wide enough.

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@chaseallister My least favorite thing they say is “sick” instead of “vomit”.

“There’s sick all over your shoes.”

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@justinbbradford I was really mad they didn’t fit this in.

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@chaseallister @mseling @alliestej We did determine that all spellings are beautiful, but the @thegmdp style guide specifies “Arvi”.

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@justinbbradford

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@andreamazing THE SUGAR

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Have you ever been told something so nonsensical that years later you still think about it?

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Guess it’s not going home.

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I once asked someone if they had been to the Biltmore and when they asked what it was, I explained that it was a large house once owned by the Vanderbilts.

He responded: “I don’t follow college sports.”