Turd Ferguson

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or.....

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@TriumphICDHQ Need to get Father Guido Sarducci to go interview him

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@MichiganPodcast The geniuses also ranked Texas ahead of Georgia...you know, the team that beat Texas twice last year

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@rinsana @MollyJongFast Eventually they will run out of greater fools

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@pattonoswalt How are you and your family doing?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!

To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!

Go watch it here: https://t.co/Yntf9E7FTN

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@UGASPIKESQUAD So then Michigan should have been in - they played 1/4 of the CFB teams.

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@TotalProSports John Riggins

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@aidansen123 Give Rolder his shot - he earned it

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@JVMonte2 I remember the first time I heard Alex Van Halen's drum intro to Hot for Teacher - couldn't figure out how he played it

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@RalphWolfe1968 @UMFanJosh He was a defensive end. Mike Hammerstein was the DT who caused the havoc inside.

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@UMFanJosh You all need to look up Mike Hammerstein and what he did at UM

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@oocsitcoms

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@traceylyno Deadwood

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@jontweetssports @dannykanell OSU lost at home to the reigning National champions, who have beaten them 4 years in a row.

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@mikerodak Fun seeing everyone else come to the realization Michigan fans had a while ago. Warde Manuel sucks ass.

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@Jbooty88 Actually, they should make a rule that the losing team needs to leave the field immediately after the game. Let the winners celebrate - regardless of home or away. Any players from losing team on the field 5 minutes after the end of the game are suspended for the next game.

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@TimBrando Oregon and Texas both planted flags after winning in the Big House. What did Michigan do? Go back to the locker room and try to get better.

[Turd Ferguson @austxbarry]

@ChefReactions @codytriesstuff I even prefer chicken on a club sandwich over turkey

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@BryceUEnjoyer When was the complete last game Johnson played?

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@swankywolverine Directions from Ann Arbor to Columbus. South until you smell it and east til you step in it.