Nate Lee

Abysmal selling author of spiritual warfare thriller Imposter, which was inspired by Jesus' parable of the talents. #Christfic #poetry @TheBabylonBee addict

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@Boxiestllama1 @Protestia This is what is known as "straining out a gnat and swallowing a camel."
My deepest apologies for my use of quotation marks.

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@nypost If you'd told me this plant was located in Minnesota and it's name began with "Quality," I would've said, "What's new?"

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@libsoftiktok With all due respect, Officer Karen, I'm offended by what you just said to me, so go ahead and issue yourself a citation. 🙄

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@Not_the_Bee Nolan should've cast that security guard as Sinon!

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@nathanbrand Sneak peak at Talarico's next campaign ad.

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@DNIGabbard Make Nuremberg Trials Great Again!

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@fl360aero How does one go from "I wish to become a human lawn dart" one minute to "Owie, the zip tie is chafing my wrists" the next?

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@NewsM101 Finally, an Amazonian who can open a pickle jar. Speaking of pickles, he'll probably spend all his time taking selfies sprawled across the invisible jet with his tucked in the cockpit.

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@sesamestreet Who's this post even for? How many of your show's target audience even have an X (Twitter) account?

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

Compared to the new animated adaptation, this video was a better retelling of George Orwell's 'Animal Farm.'

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 I was almost taken hostage in Cuba...
I went to Cuba to document the humanitarian crisis and show life under 60+ years of communism and now amid the US blockade. Once I landed, they seized all my cameras except my iPhone and had intelligence agents following me all day until my security noticed their spies tailing us to the hotel where they waited all night for us to come down.

Under communism there is no free speech, and those who show the reality or speak up are imprisoned. Me going without a planned Cuban government guide nearly got me and my security taken hostage or imprisoned.

The situation in Cuba is much worse than anyone knows.

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@nickshirleyy Compared to the new Angel Studios animated adaptation, this video was a better retelling of George Orwell's 'Animal Farm.'

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@epaleezeldin @rosadelauro She's like a student who's slept through class, didn't read any of the course material, didn't do any of the assigned homework, and failed the final exam arguing with the teacher why she deserves a passing grade. I know... that example is so far-fetched it's unrelatable. 🙄

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@BillboardChris

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@disclosetv I don't know the national anthem of Cameroon. Maybe the band's performance was spot on.

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@horrormuseum @Sneeed Wonder who IRL they were ignoring in order to argue with you on their smartphone? 🤔

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.
https://t.co/qoZMq2McJP

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@ryangerritsen Anyone watching him has got to be so confused, thinking this song's being performed in 6/8 time.

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@rquinnmyers @BlockClubCHI They can't see glass, just like birds. Waaait... This is proof that birds are government drones! 😆

[Nate Lee @authornatelee]

@adamcurtisbroll They can't see glass, just like birds. Waaait... This is proof that birds are government drones! 😆

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@GrageDustin TX politician: "What did Jesus call the 3rd steward that hid his portion of his master's talents?"

"Pastor": ...

Her poor congregation. She should meditate on James 3:1.