Dr. Drae

Hi, my name is Dave and I like to party.

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

Update: here are photos from my dogs maternity shoot. Beyoncé edition 🍋💃🏼

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

Wondering why I haven’t been camping/hiking all year and then I remember it’s because all. I. do. is. WORK. 😤😒

[Carly Doran @CarlyDoran1]

you can’t preach how much healthier being vegan is when you’re a chain smoker!!!!!

[KG @keiragilbertt]

what type of orange juice is better???

rt for orange juice with bits
like for smooth orange juice

trying to prove a point.

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

Why does life have to be so unfair

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

@tiptonabigailR YAS!! Do it!!

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖇𝖔𝖎 @itstae13]

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

@SydneySmits That’s me!!

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

My brother walked up to his pregnant wife yesterday, looked at her belly, waved and said “hi baby! It’s just Dad here!” And it was probably the cutest thing I’ve witnessed in a long time #meltedmyheart

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

@CarlyDoran1 Oh god lol that’d be scary!!

[sarah @saraahhtonin]

PSA: YOUR FRIENDS WHO WORK 40+ HOURS A WEEK ARENT AVOIDING YOU, THEYRE JUST TIRED

[rose @rosecolavito]

My brother has been begging for a pug for forever. Please twitter, do your thang

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

boomers paying their bill: you only had bud on tap not but light so you get 9% and I am going to spit in your face as I leave. good day

millennials paying their bill: this beer? incredible. you? incredible. I'm tipping you 30%. this is my last $20 but I want you to have it

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

Nothing better than biting your tongue and taking the high road to then watch it all come crashing down on the people who did you wrong

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

My birthday’s on the next full moon 😶...should I be worried?🌕

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

@ShaniaTwain Hey Shania, Edmonton loves you! It’s my moms 50th birthday today and we’re here celebrating with my grandpa to celebrate his birthday as well, he turned 80! He’s your biggest fan, look at him and my mom!! He would love to meet you 😊💕 such an amazing show!!

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

Everybody talking about Post Malone but what about Kevin Malone?

[Dr. Drae @autumnrae_]

When you’re your dogs biggest fan