ava

i will fulfill the prophecy

[ava @avaisntaloser]

just want to meet the troll at his bridge and answer his riddles three

[ava @avaisntaloser]

fuckin idiot

[ava @avaisntaloser]

i don’t think i’ll ever get to the age where i’m gonna be like “hey, i wanna BEER”

[ava @avaisntaloser]

first time back on twitter in 2 years, do we call this predictable marketing

[ava @avaisntaloser]

who like macklemore in this economy

[Andrew @Hjjhii77]

Donald Trump has nominated Malistaire Drake as Secretary of Homeland Security.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Chin up, team. Take some time. Take care of yourself. Take care of your loved ones. Take care of your community.

There are a million ways to make a difference—get back in the fight when you’re ready.

And know that, whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready to get back in with you.

[Justice Horn @JusticeHorn_]

Revelation 13:16-17.

[ava @avaisntaloser]

me next! me next!

[𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒂 @todorkies]

i’m stressed

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

You’ll be at work talking to an older coworker like “we’ve had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse” and your coworker will be like “good! I love when it’s hot 😃 and hate when it’s cold 😡”

[jay 🫍 @lezzyboxd]

I'm a TMI enthusiast. Nothing is too much information. I want every detail. I love knowing things.

[ava @avaisntaloser]

i have a hard time eating sometimes bc i genuinely just forget to eat and i always imagine senshi from fucking delicious in dungeon getting really pissed at me bc i didn’t eat enough in the day and it genuinely helps

im actually cooked (like the monsters)

[ava @avaisntaloser]

this is how it feels trying to ask if someone wants to hangout outside of work

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

any democrats want to explain why this just so happens to keep happening so close to the election 🤔?

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

You can make up little lies to tell your coworkers. Whatever keeps the conversation flowing. It’s fine

[ugly fat billionaire @HymenReaper]

Told a girl with a septum piercing that i think shes annoying, she said some shit in latin and i havent been able to appear in mirrors ever since