Dave Norton

#1 Dad | Does the voice and instruments for Dancing With Azerus

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

I recently made an album after spending 2 years working on it. You should check it out as I think it's my finest work yet.

Expect vocal driven #posthardcore rather than #postrock for the first time since starting this project.

https://t.co/xb8AhtwSk2

[IGNUK @IGNUK]

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[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@xoassilem She forgot to take her pants off that one time...

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@xoassilem It's a gift and also a curse

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@Freddie_Dingo @Xbox @FallGuysGame @theretrosaint I'm down!

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@xoassilem @SoVeryBritish Chocolate hobnob...

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@xoassilem It's called a doctor's practice ...

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@xoassilem Yeahhhhhhhh, I suppose I helped.
10/10 would adult with you every day.

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@_thornado__ MORON DIALECT

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

@xoassilem You better have chosen Piplup...

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

"We would like to apologise for the cancellation of this service. This is due to Leslie catching Martin drying his cock and balls in the hand dryer"

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

Honestly, how can the same train get cancelled every day at exactly the same time for wild and varying reasons!?

If you don't want to run a 6 o'clock service, don't fucking advertise one.

"Apologies, this train is cancelled due to..a...er...Dragon...on the line"

Fuck off.

[Dave Norton @avalar41]

"We apologise for the cancellation to your service. This is due to Cliff. Fuck you Cliff"