Melissa Beattie

🌟🌻uninteresting tweets, mostly about being a mum, grumpiness and games🌻🌟

[Melissa Beattie @xoassilem]

What has happened to Twitter

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@Alex_Schroeder4 Honestly enjoying it so much more, waiting for the second part builds more suspense. Also you can really see all of your personalities come through and it's brill and I'm loving it.
Poor Dakota though 😂👻

[Melissa Beattie @xoassilem]

@DakotaLaden Just waiting for the tea 🍿☕ @AzerusDigital

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Violet is so excited for Christmas every time she hears the words she jumps up and down and shouts it's Christmas 😭 keep having to tell her not yet 😂 but ngl I'm so excited because she is

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@Dadsaysjokes @AzerusDigital another one for you

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

My animal crossing islanders for the past 8 months

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I didn't realise that heelys were still a thing and now I want some...?

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Sometimes I forget that Twitter is a thing

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@zbehagg Sending you love 💜💜

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@Freddie_Dingo @CATBRAINCELL Oh my god

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@SoVeryBritish @avalar41 bloody things 😂 every time we do a canal walk

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@theretrosaint @AzerusDigital @onepointfiveeye @Freddie_Dingo Also second this. All farts free

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@zbehagg Oh no! Violet always asks and I tell her no 🤣

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I was carrying Violet's potty upstairs to get rid of the contents... You know... Also was carrying her juice bottle and somehow the bottle ended up inside the potty 😭😭😂😂

[Melissa Beattie @xoassilem]

Had me howling. Let's hear your potty training oops!! #pottytraining #potty

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Let's just say the bottles mouth piece ended up in the brown piece 😭😭😂😂

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@bridgeneem @zbehagg Also this comment is absolutely amazing 😭😂 do it!!

[Melissa Beattie @xoassilem]

@zbehagg I understand the anxiety but mama you do you! 💜

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A yamahahahaha.